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Tanith the Tok'ra
He had only just one goal
He'd kill the jaffa,
And laugh "ha ha ha".
That clearly defines his role.

Tanith the Tok'ra
Would be killed soon they would say
But the writers knew
It was popular view
That that Methos guy should stay.

There must have been some magic
In those crystals in the ground
'Cos when he entered through the neck
That guy hardly made a sound!

Tanith the Tok'ra
Is as cute as he could be
Even though he may
Be the bad guy, hey,
I would want him to shag me.

Tanith the Tok'ra
He's a spy, but that's okay.
Though that Tok'ra Hon
Says she's the smarter one
We all know that she will pay.

Down to the crystals
And Mis-Information Land
The Tok'ra there
Will just have to bear
That it will not stop the Goa'uld band.

If they think Tanith's just a clown
That he's just a poor old sop
They'll be surprised when he starts killing and
They find that he won't stop!

Tanith the Tok'ra
Fights for the Goa'uld today
Yes, he is a spy
And we all know why
But at least he'll be back some day!

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