Thors Hammer Riffs



And now introducing Barbie "Make your own Alien Communications Device" from Matel.


"All this time...the river flowed..."
"Shut up, Daniel."

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When you get heartburn does it look like *THIS?* If so then buy Schwinghamer Heartburn Reliever. There's no apparent reason why you SHOULD buy it. To be honest we don't even use it ourselves. In fact, one of the guys *did* use it and he turned out looking like the guy up there. But buy it! You don't even have to use it! We need a profit on this thing!! COME ON!

This is you:



This is you on drugs:



And from time to time Teal'C would over-react a little when Showtime played three straight months of reruns, but that was usually only when boxing came on instead. (Evil, evil grin)


"...they lived and they died, they prayed to their Gods, but the stone Gods did not make a sound. And their empire crumbled 'till all that was left were the stones the workmen found....TAKE A HINT KENDRA!!! All this time....the river flowed..."
"SHUT UP DANIEL!!!"

(Note: I quoted a song by Sting. It's called All This Time and I did not write it. I wrong the parody All This Time , but not the actual song. So don't sue me.) 1