"But...but...I like talking through my hand! Awww...now, look! You've made Mr. Happy Hand sad."
"...this is the church...this is the steeple...open the doors, and.....DAMMIT!"
"Listen to me. I'm going to ask you once more. Just once more. Where did you hide the cookies? Tell me!!"
Driven to the brink of madness by Daniel and Sam's inane ramblings, Teal'c's stupid questions, and Hammond's general baldness, a confused and hurt O'Neill contemplates suicide.
O'Neill awoke in awe to find miniature crop circles on various parts of his body.
Here we see a newley hatched Teal'c, right out of the egg. We have him kept in a cage, and will feed him using simulations and various technologies to mimick his natural surroundings, in the hopes that one day he will be released into the wild.
"We have to do that whole "they look alike, talk alike..." number eventually, you know."
"Yeah, I know. I'm just trying to put it off for as long as possible."
"Me too."