What to get for the team who has everything. Jack Daniel Sam Teal'c



JACK

1. A swimming pool

2. Binoculars

3. Matching wardrobes for him and his clone.

4. 1001 Nicknames That Are Better Than "Space Monkey"

5. The Super Duper Massage Chair (TM)







DANIEL

1. New Glasses

2. A BETTER HAT!!!

3. A better bed-side lamp to read by

4. Prozac

5. Asprin.






SAM


1. Better clothes

2. A new knife

3. Some Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion

4. N64 (those Game Boys are *so* last year)

5. A model Airplane






TEAl'C


1. New armour

2. Some Pepcid AC for that Heartburn of his.

3. A new wardrobe.

4. A haircut

5. I'm not sure what that is, but there *has* to be something he can get for it.


















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