The Serpent's Lair Riffs



"You know...looking out into the void...Earth so far away...kind of makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?"
"No, I think that's just you."


"Oh alas! Oh alack!"
"Save the melodramatic Shakespearean whining for another time, Daniel!"


The Colonel had been taken over by pod-people.


"Oh for crying out loud, Daniel! Warn us before you fart!!"


General Hammond's blue aphro was his latest attempt at a hairpiece, and his most humiliating.


You know, for a God, those sleeping quarters are really cramped.

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