Carnival of Fools
By Elizabeta
January 6, 1999
Ladies and gentlemen,
everyone, young and old,
Come see the Show of Shows,
and watch the idiocy unfold
Behold the middle aged clowns,
and the teenage neo-mules
You'll laugh yourself silly
at the Carnival of Fools.
Come, there's fun for everyone
You'll have a big old time
The show is free, come and see
It doesn't even cost you a dime
You'll laugh
You'll cry
You'll see little men
telling big lies!
Laugh at the all the clowns
who do such stupid things
The Carnival never ends
until the fat mule sings
There's the dog faced boy, Biff
and lemmings who jump off cliffs
Nasty politics and yes-men clones
Dirty deals on the Idiot Phone
Silly clown's got a book on mind control
Enforces his power with the Idiot Patrol
The clowns think they're big
behind those big shoes and those fuzzy wigs
Middle aged gods who think they're cool
Balding Bozos who want to rule
Go on, laugh your head off at these fools
You'll smile, you'll laugh
without a doubt
As some idiot rants
and threatens to take someone out!
Pity the performers at the Carnival
of Fools,
even the control freak clowns and idiot mules
They're blind and can't see
ever-constricting reality
Egotistical fools who spew insults and
hate
believe their own deceptive lies
They never realize
that they're sealing their own horrible fates.
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