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Chapter 29
Relations

     "AIREN!"
     "RANMA HONEY!"
     Ukyo and Shampoo raced toward their husbands as soon as they landed in the village. Both Masaki twins swept up their spouses and spun them around in one arm, while holding the bottles in the other. The Tendos and Nodoka came a few moments later.
     "Welcome back son-in-law." Cologne greeted as she hopped toward the twins. "I see that you and your brother have retrieved the weapons."
     Ranma Red nodded as he set Shampoo back on the ground. "And we've also discovered something else." He held out the bottle for the others to see. His brother followed suit.
     "What is that?" Akane asked.
     "Something... very important." Ranma Blue replied as he turned to his mother. "Mom, does our family own a shrine?"
     "Yes we do. The Masaki Shrine is a Shinto temple, located in the mountains of Kyushu in Japan. My great uncle, Katsuhito Masaki is the head priest. Come to think of it, he has a grandson that is about your age. That would be your cousin Tenchi. Why do you ask?"
     Both brothers gave each other a serious look and then Ranma Red said, "Well, since we do have three more days before the Contract Renewal, we have a little something to take care of." Ranma Blue indicated the bottles. "We need to see them. It's imperative."
     "I don't get it. Why would a couple of bottles of water be so important that you'd want to go visit some temple?" Nabiki asked.
     "It's... hard to explain. Look, it's something we have to do and besides, this will give us a chance to meet Mom's side of the family. We'd also like to introduce them to Ukyo and Shampoo."
     "Oh yes! I'd love to meet your family!" Shampoo said as she drew closer to her husband's side.
     Everyone stared at the Amazon, more than a little surprised that she had spoken in flawless Japanese.
     "Oh my! Where did you learn to speak Japanese so well, Shampoo?" Kasumi inquired.
     Shampoo smiled at the eldest sister and replied, "Last night, my husband had used his Comprehension Spell to improve my Japanese."
     "Nothing to it!" Ranma Red said with a smug look.
     "I still don't get it." Nabiki said.
     Suddenly, a dark cloud appeared above them. Without warning, the cloud let off a low rumble and a bolt of lightning came crashing down. This startled the group, except for the twins. Then, as suddenly as the cloud appeared, it disappeared. The group looked over to where the lightning had struck the ground. They cautiously moved over to the spot and stared at what was inscribed in the dirt. Beside the message was a small computer disk.
     "What is it?" Nabiki asked.
     "It's a message from Kami-sama." Ranma Blue said calmly.
     "KAMI-SAMA?!" The others repeated in disbelief.
     Both twins smiled as Ranma Red began to translate. "To the Chosen Twins. Seek out the one called Washu at the Masaki Shrine. Give this to her. She will know what to do with it. Signed, the Almighty."
     "I don't believe this!" Akane said. "You two got a message from Kami-sama?!"
     "Uh huh." Ranma Blue said.

The very next day, in Japan...
     Amid the mountains of Kyushu, a scene of chaos and confusion was taking place. However, to all those who resided at the Masaki home, it was merely part of the normal routine.
     "RYOKO!!! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO DO THAT TO LORD TENCHI?!"
     "What 's the matter Ayeka? Don't have the guts to make the opening move?"
     "I'LL SHOW YOU AN OPENING MOVE!!!"
     All of a sudden, one wall of the house was blown apart as a blast of lightning tore through it. A moment later, a darting figure came flying out the hole and hovered a fifteen feet in the air. Ryoko tossed a lock of her platinum hair over her forehead and snickered. "Missed me, Ayeka! Your aim is really lousy! Now try one of mine!"
     The demon-woman reared back with an arm and threw a bolt of orange laser through the hole. Another explosion ripped through the house, causing another hole to be formed in the opposite wall. A moment later the another young lady with lavender hair done up in two long ponytails, stepped through the first hole and laughed.
     "HA HA HA HA HA! Look who's talking about rotten aim! When I'm finished with you, Lord Tenchi will see that I am the only suitable for him! As a prince of Jurai, he should be paired up with the one who is truly worthy!"
     "Oh excuse me?" Ryoko replied in defiance. "Why would he want a snobby, uptight princess, when he can have me?" Ryoko tossed another blast, which Ayeka deftly avoided. "At least I let him know how I feel!"
     "By sneaking naked into the bath while he's bathing?! YOU TRAMP!!!" Ayeka was then surrounded by tiny wooden cylinders, which then let loose another blast of lightning. Ryoko barely managed to avoid the attack.
     On the sidelines, Tenchi Masaki, Sasami and Ryo-oh-ki watched the battle.
     "Oh come one girls! Can't we all get along?" Tenchi said as he approached the two combatants.
     The two alien females ignored the plea for peace as they continued to rip up the front yard.
     About a mile distant from the Masaki home, a trio of lights landed near a clearing in the forest. When the lights disappeared, nine people stood and looked around. Shampoo and Ukyo were hanging onto their spouses, while the Nodoka, her three adopted daughters and Cologne were behind them.
     "So which way is this shrine, Mom?" Ranma Blue asked.
     Nodoka turned around to get her bearings, then pointed to a well- worn pathway. "That way. The path leads up to the entrance of the Masaki Shrine. We'll be able to see the house about halfway there. It's been almost a year since I visited this place."
     As the group started down the path, the twins began asking their mother about her family.
     "So what are they like?" Ranma Blue inquired.
     "My great-uncle, Katsuhito, married my great aunt on my mother's side. He is a good man and is very talented with the sword. His grandson Tenchi also shows promise. You'll like them. Unlike the strange things that happened in Nerima, they live a peaceful life."
     KABOOOM!!!
     The group turned their heads toward the sounds of the explosion. Both twins looked at each other and nodded. Activating their flight powers, they shot up into their air and said in unison, "We'll go on ahead and check this out! Stay here!"
     At the Masaki home, Ayeka and Ryoko were still going at it. Both combatants had already ripped the entire front yard apart and were moving around at a frantic pace. Laser bolts and electrical sparks shot back and forth as each combatant tried her very best to beat the crap out of the other.
     On the sidelines, Tenchi Masaki, Ayeka's sister Sasami, and the furry little spaceship Ryo-oh-ki stared in resignation.
     "Don't those two ever stop fighting?" Another voice said from the side.
     The group turned and saw the resident Galaxy Police officers of Earth approach from another pathway. Kiyone and Mihoshi were dressed in their usual uniforms and it appeared that they were preparing to go on another patrol.
     "Hey Kiyone! Mihoshi! How are you two today?" Tenchi greeted.
     "Just fine Tenchi." Kiyone replied as she looked back at the carnage being wrought, in the fight between the galaxy's most fearsome space pirate and the crown princess of the planet Jurai. "Honestly!" She huffed. "Those two can act so immature! So what set it off this time?"
     Tenchi sighed as a part of the docks near the lake was reduced to splinters by an errant laser bolt. "The usual."
     "You know Tenchi, you really shouldn't lead them on like this."
     "It's not like I want this to happen, but I really don't want to hurt their feelings!"
     "Now there's a familiar scenario."
     The group began looking around as they heard that last unfamiliar voice. Then they realized that it came from above. Their heads tilted upward and their eyes widened as they saw what was hovering above them.
     Ranma Red and Ranma Blue smiled as they hovered above them at a height of twenty feet. They both smiled at the gaping expressions of their startled observers. Then they turned their attention to the chaos being created by the two otherworlders. Ryoko had just pulled out her energy sword, while Ayeka was getting backup from her two guardians, Azaka and Kamadaki.
     Ranma Red smiled as he said to his twin, "I'll take the one with the sword!"
     Ranma Blue nodded as he said, "I'll try to stop the one with the logs!"
     With that the two flew into battle.
     Ryoko was deflecting energy blasts from Ayeka and then made a power dive at her opponent with the sword thrust forward. However, she was stopped halfway when her blade was parried by another sword. Her eyes widened as she stared at the blue-white blade. [Uh oh! It's the Tenchi Sword! is Tenchi taking Ayeka's side?] She looked up and her eyes gazed upon a red-shirted stranger who was floating in the air with her and holding a sword that was similar to the one that Katsuhito's grandson carried.
     Ranma Red gave her a friendly smile and asked, "Don't you think you've done enough damage today?"
     Ryoko immediately jumped to the conclusion that he was some new enemy and began attacking him.
     Ayeka was also a bit surprised when she found her next barrage of electrical energy suddenly disappear. Looking to her right, she saw the lightning she had produced veer off course toward a young man floating in the air. The blue-shirted stranger was holding up a large hammer and the lightning was absorbed into it. He then floated down and landed ten feet in front of her. Ayeka was a bit annoyed that someone was interfering with her fight and sent her guardians to attack him.
     Ranma Blue raised an arm and let loose an elemental attack.
     "GRAVITY REVERSAL!"
     The two logs suddenly found themselves shooting up into the heavens like a pair of ICBMs. They soon became distant dots in the sky.
     Ranma Blue calmly walked toward the stunned princess and said, "Now that wasn't very friendly!" He saw that Ayeka was taking a stance and small logs began to float around her.
     In the air, Ranma Red was getting a bit of a workout as he and Ryoko clashed blades. The two exchanged thrusts, parries and slashes a hundred times in the space of seconds. Even though the magic-using Masaki now had all the innate skills of the great swordmasters, he was still relatively inexperienced at armed combat. The demon girl he was fighting showed no signs of tiring anytime soon and it was only through the Light Star Blade's power that Ranma Red was able to keep up with her. When he saw Ryoko rear back her free hand, he knew he had to end it fast.
     "MYSTIC REFLECTOR!"
     The energy shield formed in front of him, just as Ryoko shot another laser bolt. The energy blast hit the magic shield and was absorbed.
     "POWER RETURN!"
     The plane of protective magic then shimmered and released the energy back at Ryoko. The space pirate barely managed to get out of the way, but the momentary distraction was all Ranma Red needed. As Ryoko floated off to the right, Ranma Blue's brother silently cast a new containment spell that he had learned from the Light Star Blade.
     "SPIRIT RINGS! BIND AND HOLD!"
     Eerie mists came forth from his outstretched hand and flew toward Ryoko. The demon thought this was some flimsy attack and tried to use her energy sword to cut through. The blade passed harmlessly through the mists, which then encircled her. Before she knew it, the mists instantly solidified into large rings of white crystal that pinned her arms to her sides and her legs together.
     "WHAT THE...?!"
     Ryoko found herself falling toward the ground but before her face met the soil, she stopped plummeting and was hovering a foot or so from the earth. She then found herself upright and was facing her adversary.
     Ranma Red floated down toward her and hovered in front of her. He smiled as he placed a hand on her shoulder and said, "Calm."
     Ayeka was letting off enough power to light up Las Vegas for weeks, but Ranma Red's brother casually brushed off each attack with Storm Striker. When Ranma got to within five feet of her, he then raised a hand and closed his eyes in concentration.
     Ayeka braced herself for any attack from him, but was unprepared for what happened next. She suddenly felt something brush against her right leg. Looking down, she saw a vine sprout from the ground and entangle her ankle. The another one came, then another. She soon found herself being ensnared in the vines as they started creeping up her body. Knowing that she would be tied up in an instant she began to focus. Concentrating her power, she let loose with huge burst of electricity, reducing the vines to ashes. However, when she looked back up at her opponent, he was no longer there. She then felt something press up against the back of her neck. It was the last sensation she had as she fell forward into unconsciousness.
     Ranma Blue dropped his camouflage technique and nodded toward his brother, who gave him a smile. It was then that they looked back at the still stunned group.

An hour later...
     "So these guys are my cousins, Aunt Nodoka?" Tenchi asked.
     Both brothers nodded as they looked around the crowded room. It had taken awhile for the twins to calm everyone down and they were now introducing their group to Tenchi's. During that time, Tenchi's grandfather had come by from the shrine to visit. Explanations were made and truths were told, since it was hard to deny what had just occurred. Ranma Blue had returned Azaka and Kamadaki from their position in low Earth orbit. Washu was not present as she was off on some other planet to collect specimens. She was due back shortly.
     "Yes." Nodoka said as she reached for a cup of tea. "These are my sons Ranma Red and Ranma Blue."
     "I don't recall you giving birth to twins Nodoka. I was under the impression that you had only one child." Katsuhito remarked.
     "I don't recall you ever telling me that you were from outer space!" Nodoka replied with a small smile.
     "Touché. You are taking this very well."
     "Considering what I have seen in the past weeks, very little surprises me anymore. I have learned to accept the fact that I now have twin sons and that they are capable of incredible feats. I have met goddesses, immortals and such that it isn't that hard to accept that you are from another world."
     "So how did you find yourself the mother of two sons?"
     "It is a long story and I will tell you all about it later. As of now, my sons have some urgent business to discuss with someone called... Washu is it?" The mother of the Masaki twins looked at her offspring, who nodded in response. "Furthermore, I felt it was high time that my sons met my side of the family. That fool Genma had denied Ranma from me for ten years! They will not be denied from their heritage!"
     "I'm afraid that Miss Washu is not here, but we expect her back by tonight. For now, I believe that introductions are in order. Who are these lovely young ladies here?" Katsuhito indicated the girls on Nodoka's right.
     Nodoka smiled with pride as she replied, "These three are my adopted daughters, Kasumi, Nabiki and Akane." All three girls bowed. She then indicated toward her sons' wives. "This is Shampoo and Ukyo, my daughter-in-laws. They were just married to my sons three days ago."
     "Charmed, I'm sure. And how is that idiot that you call a husband?"
     "He is not my husband anymore." Nodoka said in a level and stern voice. "I have divorced him."
     "I cannot say that I feel sorry for him." Tenchi's grandfather's expression was emotionless. "I too was against your marriage to that fool and I am glad you have finally seen him for what he truly was." The old man then cast his gaze on Cologne and smirked. "It has been a long time Cologne."
     "You're still the same handsome rascal I met two hundred and fifty years ago." Cologne replied.
     "You know each other?" Ranma Red asked.
     "Yes, son-in-law. I met Yosho two and a half centuries ago. He was as great a warrior back then as he is now. It was a lucky thing for him that I was already married at the time, or I would have challenged him."
     "Yosho?" Nodoka asked.
     "That is my Juraian name." Katsuhito replied. "I met Cologne during my travels through China and she was impressed by the Masaki style of swordsmanship." He then looked at Shampoo. "I take it that this young lady is from your tribe?"
     "She is my great-granddaughter."
     "Ah yes, I thought her ki energy was familiar."
     At that moment, the group heard a small noise coming from a small broom closet. They turned their heads and saw a brilliant flash of light emitted from the tiny storage space. A moment later, the light faded away and the door opened, revealing a short figure with red hair and a sort of devious look about her. She was dressed in a fancy tunic and short and seemed... childish. However, for those who knew her, Washu was far more formidable and was quite capable of blowing up a galaxy if she felt like it.
     "Hey Guys! I'm back! What's for dinner? Oh! We have company!"
     Ranma Red and Ranma Blue nodded toward each other and approached the mad scientist.
     "Are you... Washu?" Ranma Blue asked.
     "That's right!" Washu affirmed. The room suddenly went dark and a spotlight was shined on her as she struck a pose. "The Greatest Scientific Genius in the Universe! I am SUCH A GENIUS!"
     Large sweat drops appeared on the backs of everyone's heads as background cheering was heard and confetti started appearing out of nowhere.
     On one of Washu's shoulders a tiny puppet that looked like her appeared. It had a big letter 'A' on it. It began waving its little arms and cried out, "WASHU IS THE GREATEST!"
     Another puppet with a letter 'B' appeared on her other shoulder. "WASHU IS A GENIUS!"
     Both puppets then cried out, "WASHU! WASHU! YOU'RE THE ONE! HOORAY FOR WASHU!!!"
     When the fanfare and celebration died down, the inventor looked at the twins and smirked, "So what can I do for you?"
     The twins quickly composed themselves as Ranma Red produced the disc and the two bottles of waters. "Well, we were told that you could help us with a little problem..."

To be continued...


Author's Notes
     Well, I finally did it! I know that it seems a bit short, but with all the other projects running around in my head this was hard to write! This chapter takes elements from both the OAV and the television series of Tenchi Muyo and Tenchi Universe. What does this mean for the Ranma twins? Does this mean they also have access to the power of Jurai's Royal Family? Stayed tuned for Chapter 30 entitled... Resurrection!


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