When Ota Drinks Beer... The Sad Untold Story
By Cid

[Special Vehicles Division, Ota's quaters]

[Ota is online showing Azumi and Noa a fan fic written by someone]

Azumi: I don't get it? Who's Cid and who are the The Dukes of Hazzard? Some sort of royalty?

Noa: And why is a Pocket Monster gettitng beaten up? Oh no! It was killed by that Sephiroth guy!!

Ota: Atleast it's violent.

Azumi: Ota, WHY DO YOU LIKE VIOLENCE?!!!

Ota: It's fun to beat up things. [NOTE: I have only seen the first Patlabor movie so I'm not sure if Ota's always violent but I do know he can be very funny] And it gives me something to do.

Azumi: ... Oh ...

Noa: But remember when you lost to the type-0?

Ota: [Turns red. gets up and shouts] IT CHEATED!!!! [Goto walks in]

Goto: Bad news... A laborer just went berserk... Blah blah b;ah... Ota go kill it!

Ota: WOO-HOO! [Runs to his laborer]

Noa: What about us?

Goto: I dunno... Ota can take care of it and you two need to wash out the bathrooms.

Azumi and Noa: [Do that anime sweat drop thing]

Goto: [Hands them both thooth brushes] Have fun...

[Goto's quarters]

Goto: [Looking through a refrigerator] That's funny.... i thought I had some beers here atleast a 12 pack...

[Ota's Laborer]

[Ota is DRUNK]

Ota: He he he!! Fun day!!! [Drives his laborer] [Smashes a TON of buildings and smashes a few people]

Ash: OH MY GOD!! PIKACHU AND BULBASUAR ARE DEAD!!!! YOU KILLED THEM YOU BAS-- [Is cut off by the laborers foot stepping on him] [Dies]

Ota: LADEE LADEE LA DEE DAAA!!! DEE DEE!! DEE DOO DEE DEE!!! [Is obviosly drunk] Ooh! Look at all the spots!! [Tries to grap a spot and sets his laborer to Death Mode]

Laborer: Death Mode on! Kill all humans! Kill all humans!

Ota: OOH!!! Reeeeeaaaaaallllllyyyyyy Pretty spots! [turns off death mode before his laborer steps on Misty and her Togepi]

Misty: YAY!

Togepi: BRIII!!!

Ota: OOH! What's this button do? [Presses it]

Misty: Huh? AAAHHH!!! [The foot smashes her and togepi]

Brock: YOU DRUNK #(@(*#@&%!!!!!

Ota: HE HE HE!! LAYBOWER PIWOTS DON'T GETSH DWUNK!!! [Smashes brock]

Brock: [Is now an oowey gooey mess on the bottom of the laborer's foot]

Ota: WWWWEEEEEEE!!!!! [Crushes about 120 other things] FUN!!!

[Gotos office]

Goto: DAMMIT! KNEW I HAD A FEW BEERS IN HERE!! [Ota's laborer smashes through the office wall] [Walks by] [Goto looks at it walk away] Hmmm.... You don't see THAT everyday!

Ota: LA LA LA LA!!!

Goto: I think i know what happened to those beers.

[Outside]

[Ota is still smashing things,]

[The rampaging laborer is smashing buildings[

Ota: [Thinks ir's Godzilla] SO YOU CAME BACK FOR MORE OF JAPAN!!! DIE!!! [Smashes it] DIE GODZILLA!! DIE!! [kills it] HA HA HA!! I SAVED JAPAN ONCE AGAIN!!

Some Guy: WANNA BET?!!! YOU SMASHED MOST OF JAPAN!!! [Ota smashes him]

[1 hour later]

[Ota's quareters]

Goto: [Walks in wiht a few empty beer bottles] Did you get these from my quarters?

Ota: [Anime sweat drop]

Goto: [Hands him a tooth brush] Have fun cleaning all off the bath rooms. And another thing... I want the be able to see my face in EVERY toilet.