A Rurouni Kenshin Christmas Carol

A Rurouni Kenshin Christmas Carol

A Rurouni Kenshin fanfic by Dave.

Starring: Shishio Makoto and his Juppon Gatana.

1/2 (Rurouni Kenshin second opening)

Twas the night before Christmas in 1877, and Shishio Makoto is working late, preparing his plans to overthrow the Meiji government and his hostile takeover of Japan. However, little did history know what would happen to him that night...

Kenshin: Gather around everyone. It's time to tell a tale of one mummy who was visited by three spirits long ago on Christmas Eve. These spirits showed the mummy his tragic past, present and his future in which already happened thanks to me, Saitoh and Sanosuke.
Aoshi: You forgot me, I helped too.
Kenshin: Whatever. Anyway, I'm going to tell you all a story about this mummy-wanna be..... it's called

A Christmas Carol: Rurouni Kenshin Style!

Narrator: It's a cold winter day of Christmas Eve, and we start the story with Christmas carolers who are standing outside of Shishio Makoto's hideout
Carolers: We wish you a Merry Christmas! We wish you a Merry Christmas!
Shishio: (comes out of his hideout) Bah Humbug, is it that time of year again?
Carolers: Hello Mister! We're here to bring the Christmas spirit!
Shishio: Bah humbug!
Cho: (comes out after Shishio) You tell him sir! Bah f***ing humbug!
Shishio: Cho.....
Cho: Yes, Master Shishio.
Shishio: I have a favor to ask of you.
Cho: Anything for you, Master Shishio.
Shishio: Good. Chase those annoying brats away.
Carolers: (points to one another) Oro?
Cho: By the way, for doing this favor, can I get payed extra?
Shishio: No.
Cho: Okie dokie! (takes out Barbara Sterisand mask and puts it on) Booo!!
Carolers: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (all run)
Cho: Heheheheheheeheeheeeeeheee (runs after them) Please give Barbara Streisand a huggy wuggy!!!
Carolers: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Cho: Please come back! I like gingerbread cookies!!
Caroler 2: (barfs)
Cho: I'm coming to.. WAHHH! (slips on barf)
Caroler 32: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Eat that broom head!
Cho: You calling f***king Barbara Streisand a F***ING BROOM HEAD!?
Carolers: No s**t, Sherlock!
Cho: Oh I'm mad now!! (falls through some thin ice)
Shishio: (walks back into his hideout) For my Christmas present to me, I want..... to take over Japan!! Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Narrator: As Shishio Makoto, the crusty mummy of Rurouni Kenshin, walks back to his couch, Seta Soujiro, the strongest of the mighty Juppon Gatana, approachs him.
Soujiro: Excuse me, Shishio-sama.
Shishio: Oi, it's you Soujiro. What do you bug me about now?
Soujiro: Well, Shishio-sama, I was wondering if you would like to come to a Christmas party I'm having. All of the Juppon Gatana will be there, and we can have a big orge afterwards.
Shishio: Somehow, I think not.
Soujiro: Why not? It'll be fun!
Shishio: Because you're smiling is gay.
Soujiro: (laughs) Oh Shishio-sama, is that the only reason you can think of?
Shishio: Yes.
Soujiro: (laughs somemore) Well, if you change your mind, you know where we'll be. (leaves)
Narrator: Seta Soujiro leaves Shishio's room and closes the door behind him.
Shishio: Whatta queer. I should've left him constipated at that farm years ago.
Narrator: As you can see, Shishio is a big grump. Why is he that way?
Shishio: Shut the hell up, I'm trying to count my money.
Narrator: Aho.
Shishio: Bah humbug. I will aquire my own presents.
Mysterious voice: Whoooooooooo!
Shishio: Oi, Soujiro, I told you I don't want to go to your queer party. Get lost or raped or whatever.
Mysterious voice: I am not Seta Soujiro. I am..... (figure reveals to be...)
Shishio: Someone even dumber I bet!
Hoji: (falls down from ceiling)AHHH!!
Shishio: I knew it.
Hoji: (gets smashed by the chandeler) Ouch....
Shishio: What the hell do you want Hoji?
Hoji: I am here to request some coal to warm up my house for my family.
Shishio: I didn't think you had the balls to create a family.
Hoji: Speak for yourself. Anyway, please boss Shishio, I need the coal to warm up.
Shishio: No.
Hoji: Sir! Stop being such a grump! I know you're body is covered in burns and you need to wear toilet paper everyday of your life, but think about me sir, I'm gay!
Shishio: Am I supposed to feel sorry for you?
Hoji: Well, no....Anyway, I beg of you sir, please give me some coal!
Shishio: Hmmmm.... ok, I will, on one condition.
Hoji: Anything sir!
Shishio: Kneel down on your knees in front of the couch, and I will deliver you the coal.
Hoji: I will do as you say, oh great Shishio.
Shishio: (walks over to Hoji) Get ready...... here's your coal! (rips a huge fart out and ash comes flying out of Shishio's ass and into Hoji's face)
Hoji: AHHHHH!!
Shishio: Ahahahahahaha!!! Feel the ash of hell!! Now get lost.
Hoji: You'll pay sir..... my family will never forgive you!
Shishio: Rubbermade women don't count as family. (boots Hoji out of the hideout) Oi, I'm getting tired of all the distractions!
Narrator: Because of Shishio acting ruthless to Soujiro and Hoji, it was time for him to be shown his ways of errors....
Mysterious voice: Whooooooooo!!
Shishio: For C****t's sake, Hoji, do you ever know when to quit?
Mysterious voice: I am not the one you know as Hoji....
Shishio: Let me guess....someone gayer then Hoji? Not possible.
Mysterious voice: Turn around and see...
Shishio: (turns around) I am a very busy... AHHH!!
Anji: Hello Shishio Makoto, remember me?
Shishio: How could I forget? You ate all of the cake at my last dinner party....
Anji: Good job. Your crusty brain can remember. I am here to bring you news.
Shishio: What, that you finally realized that making love to animals isn't funny?
Anji: Oh no, I am here to tell you that because of your scrooge ways, you will be visited by three spirits tonight.
Shishio: Bah humbug, the only spirits around here and the ones floating around in my ass.
Spirit 1: Heeelllp Ussss..
Spirit 2: It smells in here....
Slim Jim: EAT ME!!
Anji: The first will appear at midnight. You have been warned.....Shishio.....Makoto..... (dissappers)
Shishio: What? It must have been a dream..... either that or it's the side effects of pain killer withdrawel. (takes out a bottle of Children's Tylonal) I better chug some of this so these withdrawl symptoms go away. (chugs the pills) Ahhh, much better. (rips a major fart) Oi...
Narrator: Shishio Makoto has been visited by Anji, also a member of the Juppon Gatana, to be informed he will be viisted by three spirits that night. We now see Shishio going to his bed.
Shishio: (yawn) Whatta f***ed up day. Just because it's some holiday people think they can bribe me to give them stuff. Tomorrow morning it'll all be gone......
Narrator: The clock strikes midnight....
Shishio: Shut up already! I'm trying to get head in my dream dammit!
Narrator: Oh shut up and eat pie.
Shishio: F**k you.
Narrator: I think not.
Shishio: Pansy narrator is almost as bad as Soujiro....
Spirit 1: *Ahem* If I may cut in...
Shishio: Wha....?
Narrator: Oh right! As Anji predicted, the first spirit arrived at midnight to visit Shishio....
Shishio: Who are you?
Spirit: Hee hee, don't you recongnize me?
Shishio: If I did, I wouldn't be asking who you were, dumbass!
Spirit: Oh.....good point....it's me.....(takes off robe and mask) Kamatari Honjo!!!!
Shishio: Ah s**t!!!! Of ALL the Juppon Gatana to appear!
Kamatari: I'm the ghost of Christmas Past!
Shishio: Touch my balls, I kick your ass!
Kamatari: I see Yumi isn't in the picture anymore..... hee!
Shishio: Oi, just take me to the damn past already, you queer with a giant rod.
Kamatari: You got that right (winks)
Shishio: (smashes Kamatari's head) No more queer comments from you. Understand?
Kamatari: Okay okay I understand. Ready to go to the past?
Shishio: I guess. I have nothing better to do.
Kamatari: Okay then!!
Narrator: As scary as it may sound, Kamatari, the literally queer member of the Juppon Gatana, is Shishio's escort to the past. They arrive in a sunny day five years ago.
Shishio: Where the hell are we, it's too bright!
Kamatari: We are in the past! Isn't it exciting?
Shishio: I will not touch that with a 50 foot pole... and of all people, I was expecting you to be at Soujiro's Christmas orge party.
Kamatari: I don't like orges. They spread weird sensations around.
Shishio: Why did I pick this idiot to be part of the Juppon Gatana?
Kamatari: Here we are. Does this look familar?
Shishio: What....?
Narrator: Shishio Makoto looks as he sees a tragic scene from his past. We see him and a beautiful young woman under a tree.
Yumi: Oh Shishio, I know you mean well, with your toilet paper ways and all, but...I can't.
Shishio: Why...? Why won't you marry me?
Yumi: I just can't. I have my reasons.
Shishio: Is it because I use Charmen toilet paper?
Yumi: No no, not at all. I like Charmen, it's soft and comfortable.
Shishio: Then why?
Shishio (present day one): Yes dammit! Please tell the world why!
Kamatari: Yes! Pleeeaaaassseee tell us why!!!!
Yumi: Well..... to tell you the truth..... I prefer Bounty paper towels.
Shishio: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Shishio (present day one) Such a tragic day for me....
Kamatari: I wouldn't say that. But anyway, this was what started your reign of evil.
Shishio: You ARE a moron. I'm not evil because Yumi used an evil brand of paper towel, I'm evil because the Meiji government shot and burned me to near death. I now look like a baked potato because of them.
Kamatari: Oh....well, anyway, it's time to return you to your time.
Shishio: Please do. You're starting to get your body odor on me.
Narrator: Shishio is returned to the present, and begins to await the second ghost.
Shishio: Dammit! Anji wasn't kissing his ass this time!. A ghost did come at midnight.....a VERY scary one I might add!
Narrator: A few hours passed..... and another sound could be heard. It was time for the second ghost to appear.
Shishio: (looks at the clock) This was supposed to be a night I dreamt of beautiful women....but NO! I just HAVE to be visited by three queer ass ghosts!!
Spirit 2: Who are you calling queer?
Shishio: I'm guessing you are ghost number 2.
Spirit 2: Thank you, Captain Obvious. Shall you tell me the capital of Montana is as well?
Shishio: Montana? Is that some Western style orge or something?
Spirit 2: You say you want to overthrow the Meiji government yet you have no knowledge of this world. I'm surprised that even with my handicapped condition, I know more then you. So HA!
Shishio: It can't be....Usui?
Usui: Ehhhh, how did you know?
Shishio: I know a gay voice when I hear one.
Usui: Takes one to know one.
Narrator: The second ghost has been revealed to be Usui, the second strongest member of the Juppon Gatana.
Usui: Are you ready, Shishio Makoto.
Shishio: Shut up and take me to whereever.
Usui: Shishio Makoto..... you will see your present now.
Shishio: Cool, what did you give me?
Usui: Not present, present!
Shishio: That's what I said, present. Now give it to me before this sword goes three feet up your ass.
Usui: Master Shishio, we need to hurry. I need to get back to Soujiro's orge party.
Shishio: Figures....
Narrator: Usui takes Shishio to a small house, where inside, Hoji, Shishio's secretary, is inside talking to his wife and child.
Shishio: Why are we in the ghetto?
Usui: This is Hoji's house I presume?
Shishio: If this is really his house, I'm ashamed.
Usui: You told him earlier that you wouldn't spare him some coal to warm his family up. Now look at him!
Shishio: (looks into house)
Wife: Why wouldn't Shi--shi--o loan ya shome coal?
Hoji: I guess he has problems of his own.
Henya: I have problems!!
Wife: Now look! You got our son all fired up!
Shishio: (barfs)
Usui: Shocked that Hoji has a kid?
Shishio: No, I'm shocked that he had sex with a woman who could be my grandmother...wait a minute, that IS my grandmother!
Shishio's grandma: Oh, hello there Shi--shi--o. Come give granny a kissh!
Hoji: Sweetheart, Shishio-san is a mean bastard!! Why do you want him to give you a kiss!?
Shishio's grandma: ........Did you just say I was an old fart?
Hoji: Uh, no, of course not.
Shishio's grandma: Yesh you did, I can hear a peguin take a s**t a mile away, you shtupid bastard!
Hoji: No, no, you suck wang!
Henya: I suck wang!! (spreads his bat wings)
Shishio: It's obvious they don't feed their kid much. He's as skinny as Ally McBeal.
Usui: It's because a certain crusty mummy who I call boss doesn't pay Hoji enough for food.
Shishio: (not paying attention) Oh....did you say something Usui?
Usui: I just said billions and billions of stars....(looks at Shishio) I can see you!
Shishio: (picks up a nearby shovel and smacks Usui with it) Can you see that?
Usui: Ahhhhhhh!!! Meine verdamme Auge!!! Du saugst Schlange Shishio aus!
Henya: Ich sauge Schlange! Ich sauge Schlange!
Shishio: Just because Hoji has Ally McBeal's twin for a kid doesn't mean I should pay him anymore then I do.
Usui: Hmmmmm..... Did I mention that there are billions and billions of stars....?
Shishio: (smacks Usui with the shovel again)
Usui: (gets knocked unconscious)
Narrator: With Usui, the ghost of Christmas Present knocked out, Shishio has no other choice but to be forced to return to his house. He then awaits for the third and final ghost..... the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Shishio: Oi. Whatta creepy night. I think I'll fix myself a sandwich.
Voice: Duh huh!
Shishio: Now what?
Voice: Duh huh, I'm the Ghost of Christmas Future. I'm strong.
Shishio: That voice sounds very familar.....
Spirit 3: Yup, it's me Iwanbo!
Shishio: I was expecting a ghost that actually had intellegence.
Iwanbo: ......I'm strong!
Shishio: I get the point already.
Iwanbo: Duh huh! Okie dokie! Let's head to the future! (runs into a wall)
Shishio: Aho......
Iwanbo: Duh, your future is doomed.... and stuff.
Shishio: What do you mean?
Iwanbo: (points)
Shishio: (looks)
Narrator: Iwanbo turns out to be the ghost of Christmas Future. Shishio Makoto stares off into the distance as he's watching himself stand on a house on top of a petroluim plant under construction.
Author's Note: This scene is from the actual series. It's where the final fight between Kenshin and Shishio took place.
Shishio: (laughs) I can't beileve the Battousai was actually able to defeat Soujiro.
Hoji: It's just like you said, Shishio-sama! Soujiro was food for the weak!
Shishio: Yes, he was. Once Himura Battousai and Saitoh Hajime are delt with, Soujiro will have a little present coming to him. Mwhahahahahahahahahaha!!! Laugh with me, Hoji!
Hoji: Eheheheheheheeeheeeheehehehehe *SNORT* heeheehehehehehehehe *SNORT*
Shishio: .....You can stop laughing now, Hoji.
Shishio (present): Hitokiri......Battousai? My senpai from the days of the revolution....
Iwanbo: (eating popcorn) I like popcorn!
Shishio: Oi..... I thought you were supposed to show me my correct future!
Iwanbo: Duh, you're right, I made a boo boo. (burps)
Shishio: Where am I know?
Iwanbo: Aren't trees funny?
Shishio: Remind me to change the members of the Juppon Gatana when this is done....
Iwanbo: Duh huh! (salutes Shishio) I like Juppon Gatana! Would you like some Grey Poupon, Shishio-sama?
Shishio: (smacks forehead) Why did I get stuck with such idiots?
Iwanbo: There's a colorful stone over there. (points to a graveyard)
Narrator: Iwanbo points in the direction of a colorfully marked gravestone that's hidden behind a big oak tree. Shishio approaches the stone, only to find it read:

Here lies

S H I S H I O M A K O T O

Errr.... what's left of him anyway

Born: Somewhere over the rainbow
Died: June 1878

FRIEND TO CHARMEN.....
.....ENEMY TO BOUNTY

Shishio: If you don't mind me asking, what the f**k is this!?!?! Why does this imply that I was a flower child!?!?!
Iwanbo: Duuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh......!

Two hours later

Iwanbo: Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........
Shishio: Well?
Iwanbo: .....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Narrator: As Shishio and Iwanbo "talked", a mysterious blonde hair person approaches the stone. The person takes out an ink pen.
Shishio: What the...! HEY!
Cho: (draws his face with a peace sign on it)
Saitoh: Cho, what have you found?
Cho: I found Shishio's grave, and I was bored so I drew a smiliy face on it.
Saitoh: *Sigh* Aho, that's not how you do it. Let me show you. (takes ink pin)
Cho: Huh?
Saitoh: There, now it's presentable. (a hand with the middle finger sticking up appears).
Cho: You're right boss, that is more presentable. (Saitoh and Cho leave)
Dog: (stops by the grave and takes a piss on it)
Shishio: (walks over to the grave) I am at lost for words...... Iwanbo, can you say alphanumeric?
Iwanbo: (eating prunes) Duh, I dunno.
Shishio: Iwanbo, take me back to the events that preluded my death..... and give me one of your prunes.
Iwanbo: Prunes are funny.
Shishio: Whatever.....
Narrator: Iwanbo takes Shishio back to a scene on top of a petroleum plant under construction. Shishio of the future has a man with long red hair and a crossed shape scar on his left cheek in his hand.
Shishio( future): Ahahahahahahaha!! Die Battousai!!
Kenshin: (in a little girl's voice) Ouch!!!
Narrator: Kenshin is knocked out from the shock of pain as Shishio bites a chunk from his left shoulder.
Shishio (future): Mmmmmm, tastes like chicken.
Shishio (Present): Heh heh heh, I owned him.
Iwanbo: (puts globs of cheese on his popcorn) Duh huh, scratching my butt (scratches his ass).
Voice: I'm taking your head off, Shishio Makoto!
Shishio: (looks behind him)
Narrator: As Shishio looks back, Saitoh Hajime smashes through the door using his Gatotsu sword technique and charges right into Shishio's head.
Everyone: (shocked)
Hoji: Ahh....ahhhh..AHH! I think I wet myslef!!
Shishio: (starts to laugh)
Hoji: Ahhhh!! (wets himself again)
Yumi: Eeeewwwww!
Saitoh: What?
Shishio: After I was shot and bruned to death, I made sure I wouldn't make the same mistake again. (takes off a portion of bandage where his forehead is to reveal a metal headband)
Saitoh: (uses his Gatotsu again and aims for his crotch)

*CLING*

Saitoh: No.....!!!
Shishio: Hahahahaha, I have a metal diaper on too.
Saitoh: Damn you Shishio, and all your toilet paper ways!!
Iwanbo: (farts)
Shishio (present): Oi, take me away, this is utterly embarrasing.
Iwanbo: I have to show you how you die.
Shishio: Then show me! I don't have all day!
Narrator: Iwanbo claps and they appear at the petroluem site, this time with Kenshin, Saitoh, Aoshi and Sanosuke standing against Shishio.
Shishio (present): Wait a minute, I thought I owned him.
Shishio: AhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh.........!! (combusts on fire and dies)
Hoji: (screams like a little girl) AHHHHHHHHH!!
Narrator: All is quiet....
Sanosuke: Ah ha!
The whole world: AH HA!!!
Shishio (present): (mouth wide open) I.....I....I don't want to die in such a humiliating way......
Iwanbo: You have to change, Shishio-sama.
Shishio: But....but.... but....I like being evil!!!
Iwanbo: Duh, you can be evil, but you be nice to Juppon Gatana
Shishio: Wahhhh!
Iwanbo: Duh, here some Grey Poupon to cheer you up (squeezes bottle and it makes a farting sound while some mustard squirts into Shishio's eye) Pardon me!
Shishio: Ahhh!!
Iwanbo: (claps) Duh!
Shishio: Oi...... alright, I'll change...... but not willingly.
Narrator: Iwanbo takes Shishio back to the present, where Shishio appears in his bedroom.
Shishio: The ghosts have told me my errors. To prevent from dying by such a gay way, I will be nice...... to my Juppon Gatana! (smashes through the window and falls into a group of rosebushes)
Kid: He's funny mommy!
Mother: Don't look at him, he's a wet dreamer.
Kid: Can I be a wet dreamer?
Mother: Most certainly not!
Shishio: (gets out of rose bushes) Oi.... hey kid! What day is it!?
Handicapped kid: Why, it's Christmas Day my good fellow!!
Shishio: Then I still have time. First stop, Soujiro's house.
Handicapped kid: Those crazy wet dreamers. (wheels off)
Narrator: Shishio Makoto walks to Soujiro's house, with a present.
Shishio: (knocks on the door)
Soujiro: (opens door) Ah, Shishio-san! You just missed the last of guests!
Shishio: This is a present is for you.
Soujiro: (opens it) Whoa! A book on homosexuality! But....Shishio-san?
Shishio: Yes?
Soujiro: I'm not gay!
Shishio: Goddamit, you're gay if I say you're gay!
Soujiro: (laughs) BTW, you missed a great orge.....
Shishio: I'm in a rush so I don't want to here about your homosexual orges.
Soujiro: ....with over 50 women!!!
Shishio: (falls down) 50 WOMEN!?!!? Goddamit man, why didn't you invite me!?
Soujiro: But...... I did invite you.
Shishio: Oh, I knew that....well anyway, catch you later.
Narrator: Shishio leaves Soujiro's residence and heads for Hoji's house with a present.
Shishio: (knocks on door)
Hoji: (Answers the door) Oh....Shishio-san! I grovel at your feet.
Shishio: (kicks Hoji in the face) Get up you fruit. Here's your present.
Hoji: (gets up) Thank you, Shishio-san! (opens it up) *gasps* It's....it's a lump of coal!! Oh my God it's a lump of coal!!
Shishio: Yeah, enjoy your present.
Hoji: Wait, Shishio-san!
Shishio: Oi?
Hoji: Please stay and have dinner with us. We have enough room.
Shishio: No, I have to get back to the hideout. (leaves the house)
Henya: May God bless you Mr. Bastard!
Hoji: Henya!
Narrator: As Shishio walks away from the house...
House: (explodes)
Hoji: (screams like a girl) AHHHHHHHH!!
Shishio's grandma: Goddamit Henya, you little panshy!!
Henya: HENYA!!!!! (flies around)
Narrator: Shishio walks on the path toward his hideout, when he notices a hole in the ice.
Shishio: (looks down and sees Cho frozen) Oi...... (he thaws him using one of his techniques)
Cho: Oi....... thank you Shishio-san. Those carolers were a handful, but I, Cho, showed them!
Shishio: .......Merry Christmas, Cho.
Cho: Eh, well Merry f***ing Christmas to ya too, Shishio-sama!!
Shishio: Today is a glorious day for the Juppon Gatana.... and there's someone I plan to meet today....

Narrator: Shishio Makoto realized that he could make up for his past. He decided to make up with Yumi in hopes of spending the Christmas season with her.

Shishio: (knocks on Yumi's door)
Yumi: (answers door) Uh.....Shishio!!
Shishio: Hello Yumi.
Yumi: Ummm....Shishio, this really isn't a good time...
Shishio: Yumi, I've been a fool..... a burnt fool. I should've respected your love for Bounty paper towels, but I didn't.
Yumi: Well, that's nice but I think you should go now..
Voice: Whoshe that at the door, honeybuns?
Yumi: Ummm, just a saleperson.
Shishio: (charges past Yumi into the house) Who the hell is sleeping with my.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Shishio's grandpa: Oh, hello Shi---shi---o!!! I shee you caught me with ma drawers down! I was just giving this here youngin' a good pumping of a life time when you knocked on this here door.
Shishio: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Shishio's grandpa: Ain't young feisty women the besht?
Shishio: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Shishio's grandpa: Great isn't it?
Ehhhhhheehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Shishio: (runs out of the house screaming)

Narrator: From that moment on, Shishio reverted back to his old self. Because of this, he became stupid and was eventually defeated by Himura Kenshin.

~FIN~

CAST

Shishio Makoto- Ebenezer Scrooge
Seta Soujiro- Fred
Hoji- Bob Cratchet
Anji- Robert Marley
Kamatari Honji- Ghost of Christmas Past
Usui- Ghost of Christmas Present
Iwanbo- Ghost of Christmas Future
Henya- Tiny Tim

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I hope you all enjoyed the story. As you can see, this is very loosly based off of Charles Dicken's The Christmas Carol. This fic is in no way taking away from Dickens' classic (and only good) tale and is only meant for entertainment. Rurouni Kenshin is copyrighted 1994-1999 by Watsuki Nobuhiro who made one awesome masterpiece of a series. Also note that I mean absolutely NO disrespect to Christmas (since I myself am Christian) or any people living in the state of Montana. Remember, this is just for entertainment, so please don't get offended.

For chracter refrence, Shishio Makoto and the Juppon Gatana are the major villans of the anime's second season, also known as the Kyoto Arc. The Juppon Gatana is Shishio's private army that was going to help him burn down Kyoto in order to create a diversion so he could attack Tokyo and overthrow the Meiji government. Himura Kenshin (the main character) along with Saitoh Hajime, Sagara Sanosuke and also with the help of the Kyoto Oniwanbanshu were able to successfully defeat Shishio Makoto and the Juppon Gatana and save Japan.

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