Rainbow Magic?
A Sailor Moon Story By Kit

     One day, Serena, Amy, Raye, Lita, and Mina went to Serena's house. Amy and Lita wore mini-backpacks. When they got there, they greeted Serena's mom and went into Serena's room. They hurridly shut and locked the door behind them.

     "Have you got them?" asked Serena.

     "Yup," said Amy and Lita.

     "Well hurry up! I haven't got all day!" said Raye.

     "Okay, Raye," said Amy. She and Lita opened their backpacks. They each pulled out 8 brightly colored crystals.

     "Oh, look at them! On each one there's a little picture! On this on there's a Heart, this one a star, this one has a horseshoe, oooh, this one a moon, this one a little pot of gold, this one a pretty rainbow, and this one a red balloon!"

     "Who cares? What I want to know is how they work. Tell me quick, Amy, I've got things to do!

     "Well.....actually I don't know. They're the rainbow crystals, but I don't know how to make them into the Imperium Silver Crystal. I haven't a clue," said Amy.

     "I was dragged here for nothing! I could have been-" Raye was cut off from her complaining by Serena's communicator, which started beeping.

     "Shut up, Raye! Luna's trying to contact us!" said Serena. She picked up the communicator. "What's up, Luna?" she asked.

     "Someone's robbing the grocery store of it's cereal! Go get the crimminal before he gets away!" said Luna.

     "Luna, that's a job for the police, not the Sailor Scouts!"

     "SERENA! GO NOW!"

     "Oh, allright. Moon Prisim Power!" said Serena.

     "Mercury Power!" said Amy.

     "Jupiter Power!" said Lita.

     "Venus Power!" said Mina. They transformed.

     "Raye! Why didn't you transform?" asked Sailor Moon, confused.

     "I refuse to go! I'm Sailor Mars, not a police woman!" said Raye.

     "You'll get your picture in the newspaper," said Sailor Mercury.

     "I will?" asked Raye.

     "Of course! They always put that kind of stuff on the front page!" said Sailor Venus.

     "Yeah! You'll be famous!" added Sailor Jupiter.
     "Mars Power! Hey, what are we hangin' around here for? Let's go kick some butt!"

     "Okay!" agreed the others. They snuck out of Serena's big bedroom window, and transported themselves to the store. When they go there, they quickly went to the brekfast aisle.

     "There he is!" yelled Sailor Venus. She pointed to a little man stealing Lucky Charms cereal. He had a gun, and they couldn't see his face because the hood of his oversized coat hid his face.

     "Mercury Bubbles.........BLAAAAAAAAST!" yelled Sailor Mercury. The room filled with bubbles. Sailor Jupiter ran behind the man and grabbed him. Sailor Mercury quickly grabbed his gun and pointed it at him.

     "Don't move, sucker! Now, are you going to come quietly?" asked Sailor Mercury.

     "MERCURY!?!?!" exclaimed Sailor Moon and Sailor Venus.
     "Yes?" asked Sailor Mercury, "what?"

     "Nothing," replied Sailor Venus.

     "Nevermind," said Sailor Moon. Sailor Venus and Sailor Moon returned the cereal to the shelf.

     "Hey, where's Sailor Mars?" asked Sailor Moon.

     "Over there," said Sailor Venus. She pointed at Sailor Mars, who was reading Seventeen from the magazine rack.

     "Forget her!" yelled Sailor Jupiter. "Help us with him!"

     Sailor Moon and Sailor Venus hurried over to help Mercury and Jupiter. They grabbed him and dragged him outside, Sailor Mercury leading them. She walked backwards with the gun pointed at him. Outside, newsmen and women crowded around. They took their pictures and asked them questions. Then, they left. After they left, Sailor Mars came outside. A man with a notepad and pencil walked over to them. "Hi, I'm from The News could you please tell me what happend?" he asked. Sailor Moon told him.

     "But what about her?" he asked, pointing towards Sailor Mars. "What did she do?"

     "A.N. Absolutely Nothing," said Sailor Jupiter.

     "Now, we must take away this criminal," said Sailor Moon.

     "Of course," he said, and he walked away.

     Sailors Moon, Venus, and Jupiter dragged along the criminal. Sailor Mercury walked next to them, gun still pointed at him. Sailor Mars walked behind, fluffing her hair and flirting with every guy she saw.

     "Why didn't I get my picture in the paper?" asked/complained Sailor Mars "You said I'd get my picture in the newspaper!"

     "SHUT UP, SAILOR MARS!" yelled the man.

     "THANK YOU!" said all the scouts except Mars.

     They dragged him to their secret hideout. In the secret hideout was a table and 5 chairs, a fluffy pillow for Luna and Artemis, and a jail cell.

     "Before we put him in, let's find out who he is," said Sailor Venus.

     "Great idea, v-babe!" said Sailor Moon.

     "Don't call me v-babe!" said Sailor Venus. Sailor Mercury pulled back his hood. Everyone stared.

     "It can't be!" said Sailor Moon.

     "Noooooooooooooooo!" yelled Sailor Venus.

     "THROW 'EM IN!" yelled Sailor Jupiter.

     "YEAH!!!!!" the others yelled.

     Who, you ask, was this horrid man? It was Lucky the Leprechan from the Lucky Charms cereal commercial. They threw Lucky into the cell. Just then, Luna and Artemis walked in with the Rainbow Crystals.

     "Me rainbow crystals! So that's where 'ev been! Not as cereal prizes!" said Lucky.

     "WHAT?!?!?!?" yelled the scouts and the cats.

     "Hearts, Stars, Horseshoes, Clovers and Blue Moons. Pots of Gold and Rainbows, and the Red Balloons!" yelled Lucky. As he called out the shape, the rainbow crystal with it's picture on it flew into the air. Once they were all overhead, they formed the Imperium Silver Crystal.

     "The Imperium Silver Crystal!" said Luna.

     "And to think we thought it could be made by Serena shedding a tear for Darien!" said Artemis.

     "The Rainbow Crystals, now one, transport the one who yells for fun!" shouted Lucky. The crystal burst into a colorful rainbow, which at top speed flew straight for Sailor Mars! It picked her up and shipped her of to a desert island, where no one could hear her yell and complain.

     "Shoot, wrong spell," muttered Lucky.

     "THREE CHEERS FOR LUCKY!" yelled Sailor Mercury. Everyone cheered, "HIP HIP, HOORAY! HIP HIP, HOORAY! HIP HIP, HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

     "Lucky," Sailor Moon said, letting him out, "you are now an honorary Sailor Scout. Be proud, Sailor Lucky!"

     "YAY!!!!!!!!" yelled the other scouts and the cats.

     And so, everyone (except Sailor Mars, of course) lived happily ever after.

THE END

Sailor Moon Says
Serena- In today's episode-
Amy- Forget that! We're having a party at Lita's house to celebrate!
Serena- Amy, that doesn't sound like you!
Amy- WHO CARES?!?!? Raye's gone, so let's party!
Serena- Awriiiiiiiiiiiiiight! That's my kind of talk! Sailor Moon Says...LET'S PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!

The (New) Theme Song
Fighting Serena by moonlight
Stealing her boyfriend by daylight
Always running from a real fright
Aren't we glad that Raye is gone?
Raye is gone.....oh yeah

Return to Jessie's Computer, maybe there's a small shred of sanity left.
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