Flame of Recca: A Survivor's Story
Written by: Dave (Cloud)

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Any other show parodied in this fanfic is also copyrighted their respected creators.

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INTRODUCTION

"Flame of Recca" is a great Anime series consisting of 42 episodes. I own all 42 episodes, and let me say, it's one of the best Anime out there. The story revolves around a high school boy named Hanabishi Recca who was sent 400 years into the present, and a young woman, Sakoshita Yanagi, who has the ability to heal people. Recca possess the ability to summon flame from his right arm, a power which can only be received by the Hokage ninja clan leaders. However, his evil half brother, Kurei, also possess this power...


THE CAST OF CHARACTERS

A lot of people either have never heard of or are not familiar with this series. Here's a quick synopsis on the characters appearing in the fic from the Anime to give you a better idea of who they are.

Hanabishi Recca- main character of "Flame of Recca" he's a 16 year old who was sent 400 years into the future by his mother who used a time manipulation technique. He has the power to use a sacred flame that only the Hokage Ninja leaders can use. He has the power to summon eight fire dragons, which are souls from past flame masters

Kirisawa Fuko- One of Recca's childhood rivals, she aquires the power of the Fujin (wind) from Kagero to help Recca and crew fight Kurei. Recca made a vow to her that if she beat him, he would become her ninja. This gave Fuko a reason to try and beat Recca. In reality, they're pretty good friends, especially later on in the Anime during the tournament

Ishijima Domon- Recca's arch rival at the beginning of the series, he's always trying to beat Recca for the same reason Fuko is. After the battle against a manipulated Fuko in episode 2 and 3, Recca and Domon become better and better friends. Domon uses the Saturn Ring (earth) to increase his strength and later aquires an elemental weapon during the Tournament which turns his body into solid iron.

Mikagami Tokiya- With the thought of revenge for his sister's death on his mind, at first, he cares for no one. Using his Ensui (Water sword), he battles Recca twice, the first time he wins, the second time he loses. After escaping their first encounter with Kurei in Mori Kouren's mansion, he sticks around with the group.

Koganei Kaoru- We first see this young Jr. High student in episode 5, on a mission to kidnap Yanagi for Kurei and Mori Kouren. After Kurei demonstrates just how much of a lying buttmunch he is, Kaoru betrays him and later joins up with Recca and crew during the Tournament. He uses the elemental weapon, Kougen Anki (metal)

Kurei- the Main Villain of the series, he is Recca's half brother who also came from 400 years ago. His extreme coldness is partially of the result of his past and how he was brought up. Like Recca, he uses flame but he has a purple flame while Recca's is red.

Sakoshita Yanagi (also known as Hime by Recca)- This young woman has the amazing power to heal people. She first heals a scrape on a little kid but her power isn't fully revealed until she heals Recca who gets seriously injured saving her and a little child. She becomes the main goal for Mori Kouren's goal of immortality, so he kidnaps her, forcing Recca and crew to rescue her.

Ganko- Ganko is a small girl who lost her mother to an illness. She saw a mannequin that looked exactly like her mother. She came to see it every day but one day, Kurei saw this and gave her an elemental weapon which brought the mannequin to life. After Fuko destroyed the dolls in Mori Kouren's mansion, Ganko joins up with Recca and company.

Kagero (Recca's mother)- We first see her as kind of a bad person, because she injures Recca and Yanagi just so Recca can reveal his power of flame. She then gives Fuko the Fujin and makes her fight Recca and Domon. She then uses Mikagami to fight Recca, but she only did these things so the crew can improve their powers and to prepare them to fight a greater enemy. She used a time manipulation technique which was forbidden, to save Recca. Because she used it, she was cursed with immortality.

Mori Kouran- Kurei's adopted father, most people think he is a kind person who gives money to charity but in reality, his ultimate goal is to live forever. In some cases, I considered the main bad guy of the Anime (especially if you watch episode 42, the last one).


There you have it. I hope this info will give you a better idea of what the fic is about, and maybe even get you interested in this great series. Enough of my babbling, let's being this fic!


At Recca's House....

Recca: (playing Super Mario Bros. with Domon) Ah ha! Eat that, Goomba Oompa Loompa!
Domon: C'mon Recca! Will you just die already!?!!?
Fuko: Yeah, Fuko-chan wants a turn also!
Recca: Would you two cool it!?!?!? I've almost cleared this stage!!
Fuko: Recca.... you've been trying to pass the first stage for two hours!!
Recca: Okay, so it's been ten years since I've played this game!! I'm trying to get used to the controls again!
Domon: Dammit Recca! You have until the count of 10 to give me the controller before I ram this 4x4 up your @$$!!
Recca: Appear my flame! (flame appears and burns up the 4x4)
Ganko: (running into the room) Fuko!! FUKO!!
Fuko: What's wrong Ganko?
Ganko: Something terrible has happened!!
Fuko: Shit, what!?!?
Ganko: ........I peed my pants.....
Recca/Domon: (burst out laughing)
Ganko: It's not funny!!! (gives them both atomic wedgies)
Recca: Ah shit!! I have a rash there!!
Domon: My teddy bear undies are now wrinkled....
Yanagi: (comes into the room)
Recca: Hi, Hime!
Ganko: PANCAKES!!!!
Yanagi: Sorry, Ganko-chan! Not today!
Ganko: Rats!!
Yanagi: Recca-kun! We better leave now if we're gonna make it for our SAT exams on time!
Fuko/Recca/Domon: F**K!!
Ganko: F**k!!
Fuko: Ganko! That's a naughty word to say!
Recca: (does his hula dance)
Domon: I hope I do well, If I don't.... (starts dreaming)

In Domon's dream...

Domon: (on stage and singing) Bye! Bye! Bye!
Mikagami: Bye! Bye! Bye!
Kaoru: Bye! Bye! Bye!
Domon: Okay!! That's enough!! AHHHHHHH!! (screams)
Ganko: Mohawk man!!
Domon: (still running around) Ablahblabblahahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Fuko: (b***h slaps Domon) Enough!
Domon: I'm sorry... (falls out a window) AHHHHHHHhhh....dammit! I HAD to land on cactus plants, didn't I!?!?
Yanagi: We need to hurry! These SATs are the most important test we can ever take!
Recca: Hime, that's what they say about all tests.
Fuko: I wonder what would happen to me if I don't do well on these SATs....

In Fuko's dream world....

Judge Judy: I condemn you!!
Fuko: Huh? For what?
Judge Judy: For doing....abnormal behavior!!!
Fuko: WHAT!?!? I'm not gay!!
Ganko: (dressed up as a 10 cent hooker) That's what they all say, Fuko darling (wraps her legs around Fuko's lawyer)
Fuko: Miss Judge, I plead to you! I am perfectly strait! Ask Domon!! He'll tell you!
Domon: I know not this women who has size 'C' cups and who I used to have a silly crush on.... err... who used to have a crush on Ms. Piggy...yeah, that's it....
Fuko: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Recca: Yo Fuko!!
Fuko: (shaking Recca) I'm not gay I tell you!! I'll PROVE it!! (gives Recca a big kiss)
Recca: (gets a huge nosebleed) Weeeee....
Domon: WHAT!?!?!? Where's MY kiss!?!?!?
Yanagi: Recca! Are you alright!?!
Recca: Uhhhhhhhh.....
Judge Judy: No!!! That's not it!!! I condemn you because you did poorly on your SATs, and because you.... you...
Kaoru: Because she has bigger balloons then you?
Judge Judy: That's enough from you, smartypants!
Kaoru: (smiles) Thank you for your wonderful compliment!
Fuko: Please!!! Judge! I didn't mean to fail my SATs!! It was..... it was.... it Mikagami's fault!!
Mikagami: Huh? My fault!?
Fuko: That's right! You kept poking me in the @$$ with that Ensui of yours!
Domon: WHAT!?!?
Mikagami: Lying will only get you a more severe punishment.
Domon: Fuko-chan never lies!!
Fuko: That's my line, moron.
Judge Judy: From this day foreword, you will be living in rat infested cells where the people eat slop, read Reader's Digest and watch Richard Simmons videos all day long!!
Fuko: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo......
Ganko: YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
Fuko's lawyer: UUuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......HUHhhhhhhh........
Domon: Hey! Fuko! You alright?
Fuko: Huh? What?
Recca: (doing an impression of Fuko) You look like someone tried to touch your Puff n Puff n's!!
Yanagi: What about our SATs?
Recca: Hmmmmmmm...........

In Recca's dream world....
Recca: S**t, this place smells like Domon's sock drawer
Kagero: Recca....
Recca: Mother!?!!
Kagero: Recca....
Recca: Mother!! Where the hell are you!?!?!
Kagero: Recca.....
Recca: What!?!??! Did my dad light the kitchen on fire again!?!?
Evil voice: Whahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!
Recca: What the.....!!!!?!?!?
Voice: If you don't pass those SATs, Hanabishi Recca, this is how your life will turn out...
(a strange scene appears)
Recca: Where the hell am I?
Voice: Look to your left, Recca,
Recca: Okay, whatever you say... (looks to his left)
Casper: (comes floating in) We all have a new friend today! He died because he failed his SATs. Come in, friend.
Recca: Huh?
Recca's ghost: (floats in) Weeeeeeee, I am so happy to be here, Casper!
Recca: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Casper: So am I! This is where we gay and fruity ghosts hang out.
Kaoru: (comes down the stairs) Hey! F**k you ghosts! I'm trying to watch Samson and Son in the other *cough* *cough* room!!
Casper: You're mean!!! Recca, he won't even let us haunt his porno collection! Can you believe this guy?
Recca's ghost: Geez, that's mean! Let's rush him boys!!
Freedy's ghost: I agree!! (all the ghosts rush a fat and old Kaoru)
Kaoru: (picks up his Kougon Anki) I'll turn ye ghosts into cookies n' cream! (sllllloooooowly swings his Kougon Anki around but trips and falls on the ground, farting)
Recca: You've got to be f**king kidding!?!?!?!?
Casper: Now that he's asleep, what shall we play? Recca, you choose since you're the new guy!
Recca's ghost: Let's play Twister!!
All ghosts: YAY!!
Mikagami: TWISTER!!!
Recca: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (slams into a wall) Ouch....
Domon: HEY!! Hanabishi!! WAKE UP BEFORE I STEAL YOUR NICOLE KIDMAN PICTURE!
Recca: (Wakes up) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Everyone else: AHHHHH!!!
Recca: DIE YOU GHOST!! (slams a chair on a plastic ghost) I will never play Twister with you and your fruity friends!!!
Yanagi: Recca-kun!! Are you alright!?
Recca: Huh....? What happened..?
Fuko: (doing an impression of Recca) You looked like you've seen a ghost!
Recca: Dammit, Fuko! Do my Recca-hula correctly, like this! (does his famous Recca-hula but trips over a table and lands on a whoopee cushion)
Yanagi: Recca-kun!! Everyone at school will wonder where we are! I don't wanna do bad on my SATs!!
Domon: Me neither, let's hit the road!!!
(the crew heads off)
At Mori Kouran's mansion.......

Mori: Uh huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh!!!
Kurei: Father, you've been drinking up on the eggnog again, haven't you?
Mori: (shakes around) Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh!!!!
Kurei: I have a plan to finally destroy Recca... Have you watched TV lately?
Mori: AHHHHHHHHuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh, wiener!!
Kurei: Dammit, father!! You have no sense of adventure!!
Mori: Danger!! Danger!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Kurei: With or without your consent, I will put my plan into action....(walks out of the room)
Mori: HHHUHHHHHHHHHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH, I'm gonna rule the world!!! Beeeeeeattttttchh!!!

At school....

Fuko: (looks at her watch) Oh man, 15 minutes until the exam starts.
Domon: I'm going out for a coconut cream pie, anyone wanna come?
Recca: I do!!
Fuko: (hits both of them) NO!! We must stay here and...
Recca: And go blah!?
Domon: (sticks his tongue out) Blah!!!
Yanagi: Recca-kun, you must stay until the SATs start.
Mikagami: I don't know why the hell I'm here. I took this ridiculous test last year.
Recca: It's because the teachers got smart and realized you're a moron and that there's no hope for you.
Mikagami: Keep talking, Hanabishi. You're mouth will get you in trouble someday.
Recca: And your butt's gonna get us in trouble!
Yanagi: Please stop the fighting.....eh? (feels someone squeezing her breasts)
Kaoru: (squeezing Yanagi's breasts) Heh heh heh!
Yanagi: (starts blushing) RECCA, YOU PERVERT!! (slaps Recca)
Recca: Hime!! What's the matter with you?!?!?!
Yanagi: You touched my breasts!!
Recca: Me? Touch your breasts!? Now why would I do such a thing!? If anyone, it was Domon!
Domon: ME!?!? It was Fuko!!
Fuko: What the hell are you talking about!?!? It was Mikagami!!
Mikagami: I don't engage in such childish activities. Blame Koganei.
Kaoru: Now why would I do such a thing to Yanagi? Blame the Professor
Professor: It wasn’t I, blame Bill Clinton.
(in Washington)
Clinton: I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Blame my BBQ Dinner.
BBQ: It wasn't us!!! It was da Boogy Man!! He's scaaaaaarrrry! Ah boogy boogy!
Boogy man: Blah!! It was Barney!! He's a sexual harassing purple dinosaur! Kids get bad ideas from him!
Barney: I love you! You love me! We're a happy......
Yanagi: ENOUGH!!! Okay, everyone get into a circle! I'm gonna close my eyes and whoever I point to is the guilty person, understand?
Everyone: YES MA'AM, Yanagi ma'am!
Yanagi: Okay, here I go! (closes her eyes, puts out one finger and spins in a circle)
Recca: I just know she's gonna pick me..... or Mikagami.
Domon: Or this Rubix Cube (trying to figure it out)
Yanagi: It was...... (stops spinning) YOU!! (opens her eyes)
Alf: Yo!!!
Yanagi: How DARE you touch my breasts!! (slaps Alf)
Recca: Agreed!! Nadare!! (summons Nadare and shoots fireballs out)
Alf: Ouch!! That hurts!
Domon: How DARE you touch Fuko's breasts!! (punches Alf)
Fuko: Dumb@$$!! YOU touched my breasts!! (punches Domon)
Kaoru: (starts cracking up)
Mikagami: Koganei, what are you doing here?
Kaoru: Waaaassssuup! I'm here to watch you guys take those PMS tests.
Recca: They're called SATs you moron!
Kaoru: Whatever!!! I'll be outside laugh.... I mean, cheering you guys on! See ya bro!! (walks outside)
Yanagi: What a nice little boy!
Professor: (enters the room) Okay! Everyone, take your seats.
Everyone: (takes their seat)
Professor: We will now start the SATs. These will be the most important tests in your...
Domon: (burps) Sorry!!
Professor: As I was saying, these are the most important tests in your life. Do well, or you'll end up like Mikagami back there.
Mikagami: (flips him the bird)
Professor: Any questions or comments?
Mikagami: (flips him the bird)
Professor: That's not a question or comment, Mikagami. Anyone else? Okay, let's get started.

The professor hands out the tests to everyone. Meanwhile, two hours later....

Recca: (thinking) God these tests suck. I don't see what they prove. (yawns) I'm feeling sleepy, maybe I'll take a quick nap. (lays his head on the desk)
Recca: (suddenly sees flashes of colors) What the hell....!!?? What kind of dream is this!?!? (starts flying through the colors) Damn disco lights..... (suddenly hears music) Huh?
Choir: Recca! Recca man!! We wanna be, a Recca man! Recca, Recca man!! We wanna be, a Recca man!!
Recca: Hell yeah!!! Now THIS is my kind of song!!! (starts dancing along side three women in string bikinis)
Women 1: I wanna be a Recca man!!
Recca: (gets a nosebleed) I'm in paradise!!
Choir: (singing) Recca, Recca man!!
Recca: (does his Recca-hula and singing) I wanna be, a Recca man!
Professor: (singing) Do Your SATs! Or I'm gonna fail your sorry butt!
Recca: (singing) That does not rhyme! Kiss Fuko's @$$, for only a dime!
Choir: Recca, Recca man! I wanna be, a Recca man!
Recca: HELL YEAH!
Professor: Hanabishi. Hanabishi! Wake up!!
Recca: (wakes up) I wanna be, a Recca man....huh!?!?
Professor: Are you okay, Hanabishi?
Recca: Yeah, I think so.
Professor: Hanabishi, test time is up. May I have your test please?
Recca: (looks down and sees he only has half of it done) Ack!! Uhh..... ummm....
Professor: Thank you, Hanabishi! (takes his test)
Recca: Wahhh!?!?! Oh shit!! I must've fallen asleep! I only finished half of the test!! Now I'm gonna die and live with....Casper!! (thinks) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! (runs and slams into a wall) Ouch....again.....

In the hallway....

Domon: Recca!! Did you have a good nappy?
Recca: (yawn) I guess.... but I only got half of my test done...
Yanagi: Oh Recca-kun.... I'm so ashamed...
Mikagami: You're not the only one.
Recca: Hime, I'm sorry..... I have failed you...
Mikagami: Remember our little agreement, Hanabishi?
Recca: Let me think..... if you screw up your SATs, I get to kick you in the balls and then you have to run out in the middle of the street with your pants at your ankles...
Mikagami: No, idiot, that was the deal we made when we we're playing Chinese checkers last week. The deal was if you didn't do what your Hime said, I get to cut you in half.
Recca: (b***h slaps Mikagami) Moron!!!!! That was if I failed to protect her!
Mikagami: Ow, b***h.
Recca: (slaps him again)
Fuko: Mi-chan!! Stop getting slapped!
Mikagami: I wish that were possible, Fuko.
Kaoru: (charging down the hall) Coming through!! (smashes into Mikagami's nut sack)
Mikagami: Eeek. (falls down unconscious)
Recca: Koganei! What's hanging?
Kaoru: I just got this from some dude with a bear costume on. (points over to a group of hot chicks)
Mori: (dressed up in a bear costume and in his vibrating chair) Do I make you girls randy?
Girl 1: Eeeww, old pervert!
Girl 14: Someone help!! There's a bear molesting us!!
Mori: My son needs a wiener!!
Girl 15: Eeewww, his son his is a fag!
Kurei: (also dressed up as a bear) You dumb f**k! I don't need a wiener!!
Mori: WEINER!!
Girl 3: Shut up! (slaps Mori Kouran)
Mori: (goes spinning around in his chair and flies out of a window)
Kurei: (looks over at where Recca and crew are standing) Isn't that right.....Recca.
Recca: I know that voice!! You're...
Kurei: That's right...
Recca: Al Gore, aren't you?
Kurei: (falls down) No you dimwit!!
Mikagami: I voted for Gore.
Fuko: You would.
Recca: Are you sure?
Kurei: Positive!!! Geez, you're a dumb@$$! Anyway, I challenge you.... Recca.
Recca: What? Do you wanna challenge me in Jinga, Super Mario Bros., or..... Chinese Checkers?
Kurei: Neither. Koganei gave you the challenge. Read it, and be at the docks tomorrow at 6 in the morning. In the meantime.... (lifts up a girl's short skirt)
Girl 11: PERVERT BEAR!! (punches Kurei out the window)
Kurei: (lands on Mori Kouran)
Mori: Get off!! You're gonna break my vibrating chair!!
Kurei: The planned has worked, father. Now I shall get my revenge on Recca! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Mori: Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh...uh son?
Kurei: Shut up!! Nothing you can say can shatter my most joyful moment!
Mori: What's a Recca?
Kurei: (slaps his forehead) Father.......... go play with the birds.
Mori: Good idea!! (starts up his vibrating chair) Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh, birdies!!
(back in the school)
Domon: Lemme see that challenge!!
Koaru: I dunno, Domon-bro. It is written on pink paper.
Domon: Well, I've seen worse (looks at it) AHH!! They drew a pretty flower on it!!
Fuko: You big pussy! Gimme that! (grabs the note) *gasp* Recca! Read this!!
Recca: (takes the note) It says...
To Recca and his crew, the Hokage...

There is a competition being held. You and your friends along with other participants will be shipped off to an abandoned island where you will stay for three months. You must learn to survive without TV, computers, privacy when having sex, and other such things that I don't have time to talk about. Are you up to the challenge, Team Hokage?

"And while you're at, buy me a pack of Oscar Meyer Wieners!"
"Shut the hell up, father!"
"Kurei.... very small."
"Dammit!! How would you know!....Oh wait!! I have to finish this!!

As I was saying, you must face many dangers, like poisonous snakes, bad water, and Jack in the Box!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Blah!!

Signed,
Anonymous

"Kurei, where are my binoculars?"
"I shoved them down the toilet last week!"

Recca: What a d**k! That Kurei, thinking up of an idea that has been done already!
Fuko: Not to mention lame.
Recca: Wait, there's more to the letter.

P.S. This isn't Kurei. Kurei is a no good two time loser who has very small...
"Told you so!"
"Shut up, you f**k head!"
"Mutthhhhhaa F*****kka!"


Everyone: (laughing)
Domon: It brings a tear to my eye when someone so dumb actually admits it.
Fuko: I feel your pain, Domon.
Domon: I didn't mean me!
Yanagi: What are we gonna do, Recca-kun?
Recca: Yeah, I know what you mean..... no privacy during sex....
Yanagi: (slaps Recca) Recca, you pervert!
Recca: I'm just kidding, Hime!
Kaoru: So, guys, what do we plan on doing? Should we accept Kurei's lame attempt at revenge?
Recca: Well.... Fuko, Domon, what do you guys have planned for this weekend?
Domon: Hmmmmmm....well.... I was gonna watch a.....err.....nothing.
Fuko: Fuko-chan doesn't have any plans either.
Mikagami: I, too, am free for the weekend.
Recca: Well, since we all have nothing better to do, I guess we'll try out this island thing.
Kaoru: Wait!! What about me!?
Recca: You're job is to make sure no one touches my mom in her naughty areas.
Kaoru: Oh c'mon, it's not like I touch them more then twice a day....oops!!!
Recca: So YOU'RE the punk who's been touchin' my momma!!
Kaoru: That's right, bro, your momma!
Domon: What about MY momma?
Kaoru: No way dude! You're momma is fat and looks like a deformed pelican!
Domon: WHAT!?!?
Fuko: It's okay, Domon, we all wanna touch your momma.
Everyone else: No we don't!
Mikagami: Instead of insulting each other's mothers, how about we begin packing for the trip to the island?
Erich: Moooooo!! (disappears)
Recca: For once, Mikagami used a fraction of his brain.

Team Hokage returns to their designated homes and begins preparing for what could be the greatest test of courage and commitment to each other.....

Dave: Shut the f**k up. This part isn't over yet!!

Sorry......

Dave: Anyway, back to the fic.......

At Recca's House....

Recca: That little punk Koganei....touching my mom!!
Yanagi: Recca-kun, don't think about it. Remember, he's only in junior high!!
Kaoru: (pops up out of nowhere) That's right, Bro!!!
Recca: Anyway.... we need to pack for this trip. Did you bring the "secret weapon"?
Kaoru: Got it right here. bro, but it's gonna cost ya.
Recca: Oh f**k you.
Kaoru: No thanks, bro. Now, pay up.
Recca: Ok, what are you bargaining for?
Kaoru: Give me two packs of Skittles!
Recca: HELL NO!! They're MY Skittles!
Yanagi: Recca-kun!!
Recca: F**K! Fine, here you're stinkin' skittles!
Kaoru: YAY!! (kicks Recca in the shin and runs off through the house)
Timmy: TIMMY!! (chases after him and runs over Kaoru with his wheelchair)
Yanagi: What secret weapon are you talking about?
Recca: If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret now would it?
Yanagi: Don't tell me you're bringing your Nintendo!?!?
Recca: Naw, they probably have one there anyway.
Yanagi: Your bowling ball?
Recca: Nope, I used it to blow up one of Mori Kouren's hot-dog stands during last week's baseball game.
Yanagi: Then what is the "secret weapon?"
Recca: You'll find out soon enough, Hime.
Hanabishi (Recca's dad): (comes in smoking a cig with a rocket in his hands) Hey Recca! Look what your old man buil....
Recca: (kicks his dad in the face) IDIOT!! How many times do I have to say don't smoke when my mother's in the house?
Hanabishi: (cig drops onto the rocket) Oh s**t!! (sees the fuse lit) Recca, you dumb@$$!! You lit the fuse to my rocket!
Recca: Uhhhhh.....oops?
Voice: 5....4...3...2....1.... FART! (blasts off)
Yanagi: AHHHH!!
Recca: Duck, Hime!

The Rocket flies through the glass and out the window....

Recca: I hope it doesn't hit anything too populated.
Hanabishi: The rocket has a system that locks on to vibrating things. I made it out of tin.
Recca: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Author's Note: Both Recca and his dad are called Hanabishi. I Just want to clear that up
Hanabishi: It will strike the very object with the most vibrating power.
Recca: Well, there goes Fuko's Vibrating Pleasure Machine 2001!
Yanagi: (slaps Recca) Recca-kun!
Recca: What!?!?

At Mori Kouran's mansion.....

Mori: (sitting in his vibrating chair, watching Beverly Hills 90210 and eating pie) Damn you fool!! You must eat the pie and make Brenda yours!! Screw the damn pie!! If you want Brenda to be yours, you must give her the ultimate gift: The Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile!

Suddenly the rocket comes crashing through the window...

Mori: Huh!?!? Oh Brenda.... I mean, oh s**t! (jumps out of his vibrating chair right as the tin rocket hits it and blows it up) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! My chair!!!
TV (Some guy): Let's do it, Brenda.
TV (Brenda) Otay! They don't call me skank for nuttin'!
Mori: NOOOOOOOO, not you too Brenda!! Damn you...Some Guy! I shall release upon you the greatest evil the world has ever faced....
Kurei: (enters the room) Father, I heard you screaming like a maniac. Do you have explosive diaherria again?
Mori: Look, Kurei, look at the fate of my vibrating chair!!!! And look, Kurei, look at....Some Guy, who stole my precious Brenda from me!! Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Kurei: (sarcastically) Well, spank my @$$ and call me Charlie, cry me a river why don't you?
Mori: Kurei..... this is all YOUR fault!!
Kurei: MY fault!?!? You're explosive diaherria blew up the chair!
Mori: That's what you always say, dimwit!!!! There's only one way to solve this!
Kurei: A round of Rochambo?
Mori: No....we'll ask..... THE MAGIC EIGHT BALL!
Kurei: Oh please, my dog could make more precise predictions than that piece of s**t!
Mori: You don't HAVE a dog!
Kurei: Sure, father, that what you always say!
Mori: ANYWAY, let's see what the magic eight ball says. Is it Kurei's fault that my vibrating chair blew up and that I lost to Brenda to some nameless loser who looks like John Denver?
Magic Eight Ball: Yes.
Mori: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! I KNEW IT!!! EAT MY DUST, KUREI!!
Kurei: Give me that!! (takes the magic eight ball) Is my father gay?
Magic Eight Ball: Yes.
Kurei: Oooooo, who's your daddy now, father?
Mori: I was adopted!
Kurei: By what, I wonder?
Mori: None of your business, wiener face!
Kurei: Why don't you go get some head from the toothless bum down the street, faggy man!
Mori: Oh yeah?
Kurei: Yeah!
Mori: Oh yeah!?!?!?
Kurei: YEAH!!
Mori: OH YEAH!?!?
Kurei: *BELCH*
Mori: *FRAP!*
Neon: Kurei, where's my artificial implants?
Kurei: *BELCH*
Neon: I already checked there!
Mori: That's it!! Remember your plan to get Recca back?
Kurei: Of course.
Mori: You will join him..... WEINER!!!
Kurei: Father.... you aren't serious!?
Mori: Oh yes I am!! I will donate another $2 to the Bums Foundation to have them personally ship you off to the island!! Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Kurei: (stomps out of the room) You will regret this......Father....
Mori: Whatever, go touch some children or something. (turns back to the TV) Ooooooooo!!! Brenda!!! Those graceful kicks to whatever the hell that guy's name is' balls was so fantastic..... (TV goes out) WAH!?!
Kurei: (over the loud speaker) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I told you you would regret it sending me to the island!!
Neon: Kurei, why are you talking through a rubber duck?
Kurei: The world may never know........


~FIN Part 1~

IDEAS:


Team 1:
Recca, Kurei, Yanagi, Smokey the bear, Mickey Mouse, Chu Chu, Kaoru and Particle Man

Team 2:
Domon, Mikagami, Fuko, Ganko, Triangle man, Android 15, Farmer John, and Bill Gates


Domon's team uses nutcrackers while Recca's team uses TP
"Only You can prevent forest fires!"- Smokey the bear
Recca moons Kurei after he gets caught in a meat grinder

CONCLUSION

I wrote a "Flame of Recca" fic for several reasons. One reason was because I realized I could easily make a comedy fic of this series, which would be something new and would allow me to take a break from my RPG fics. The second reason is that I'm promoting this Anime. I'm spreading the word about it so other people may get interested in it and then spread the word themselves. If enough people support and like this series, an American release of it could be very possible in the future. Let's just hope CWI, DiC and FUNi don't pick up the rights to it......

If you have any questions about the series or comments on the fic, feel free to email me at RedGokuSM@aol.com

"Flame of Recca" and all of it's characters and events are copyrighted to its respected creators This fanfic was made by a fan, for fans, copyright Dave's Fics 2000. Please do not use without permission.


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