The Dukes of Hazzard Fan club 2: The Search for More Members
[The Dukes Of Hazzard Club house]
[There is a very small line waiting to join]
Cid: Next! [Ash walks up] Oh $#$%!
Sephirtoh: OOH! Ash! Can I please have your autograph!
Ash: Sure! Do you have a pen?!
Sephiroth: Sure do! [Impales Ash with his sword] THIS PEN! THE MASAMUNE PEN!
err... SWORD!
Ass oops! I mean Ash: [Dies]
Cid: Very good! Next time chop his head off.
Sephiroth: Will do!
Cid: NEXT! {Bill Clinton walks up] Joining?
Clinton: I want to join.Do you have a presidental booth or anything?
Cid: No... But we can make one. KEFKA! Go make Clinton a presidential booth
in the club!
Kefka: Hey! I know you! You were on t.v! Something about some lady named--
[Cid covers his mouth]
Cid: He has a low I.Q. [Clinton walks away] NEXT! [A postal qorker walks up
with a machine gun] You are not any where near the post office. lease hand me
the gun and I will shot them for you.
postal worker: THANKS! Oprah starts in a few minutes anyway! [Hands Cid the
machine gun]
Cid: jerk. [Throws the gun away] NEXT! [Someone who looks one helluva lot
like Yuffie with a mustache and trenchcoat walks up]
Yuffie: [Male voice] I would like to join the club. i love the dukes oif
hazzard.
Cid: Yuffie is that you?
Yuffie: Look over there! [Runs]
Cid: All spaces for members have been taken! Goodbye and keep watching the
dukes!
[Inside]
Sephiroth: Welcome new members, Bill Clinton and that's the end of the
list...
Cid: I know. Bad turn out this week.
kefka: it was better than last week. Last week no-one joined.
Sephiroth: I could get some people from FFT to join!
Cid: Good idea! TO THE PORTALS!
Sephiroth: I'll be back! {runs into a portal]
[Some castle]
[Vormav's leg STILL has bulbasuar attached to it, Izlude is still in fear of
the thing and Meliadoul is making breakfast]
Vormav: Bulbasuar... Could you get off my leg or get on my son's leg?
Bulbasuar: BULBA! [Get's on Izlude's leg]
Izlude: #($(#$!!! AAAHHH!!! GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Vormav: You get used to it after the first month. [Goes to wash off his leg]
[The portal opens an Sephiroth enters]
Vormav: What do you want? What ever your selling I don;t want it unlees it is
a holy stone of Ramza's head on a gold or slver platter.
Sephiroth: Have you ever seen the dukes of hazzard?
Vormav: No, and i don;t care to. Could you please leave before I turn into
that lion like thang or what ever it's called.
Sephiroth: I CHALLENGE YOU THEN!!
Vormav: [Turns into the lion thing] [Punches Sephiuroth in the stomach,
Sephiroth keels over in pain] RRRROOOOAAAAARRRR!!!
Sephiroth: [Holds his sword to izlude;s head] Come one step closer and I'll
kill your son!
Vormav: Go ahead! I kill him later in the game!
Sephiroth: YOU DO?! YOU SICK SAD TWISTED MANIAC! KILLING YOUR OWN SON!! What
do you do to your duaghter?
Vormav: [Whispers into sephiroth's ear]
Sephiroth: eeewww... Do you [Whispers] [Vormav whispers back] good. [Goes to
Meliadoul] How bad is it?
Meliadoul: What?!
Sephiroth: The medieval episodes of Pokemon. eeewwwww....
Meliadoul: Actualy pretty good.
Sephiroth: What type of kids do YOU raise?!
Vormav: I'll join your damn club if you leave me alone.
Sephiroth: DEAL! [runs into the portal] First meetings next tuesday!
The End
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