The Dukes of South Park
[Cid's House]
Cid: Let's see...The dukes just ended and now I'll watch... South Park!
[changes channel] #%()$)# A RE-RUN!!! No wait! That doesn't look like Kenny
that looks like--
T.V: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KEFKA!
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?^$*?^@%(*&$@!(*$(*#$^*?@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kefka did say he was
dressed up in an orange coat while in the portal. SOUTH PARK IS THE PORTAL?!
HOLY #((#$*#!!!!! [Runs to the portal]
Seproth: [Walks in] i just saw kefka die in South Park!
Cid: So did I! TO THE PORTALS!!!
[The portals]
Cid: Let's see. here we go! [Switches on the portal] [Sephiroth and Cid walk
in]
[Hazzard County]
Cid: #%(#$!!! The first we don't want to go here and look where we end up!
[Walks back into the portal forgetting to close it]
[1 minute later]
Bo: LUKE! LOOK OUT! [Both run into the portal]
[South Park]
Cid: [walks out of the portal with Sephiroth] [The General Lee flys out of
the portal barley missing Cid] _$(%(%()#$*)(#@$(#@$*)(#$*!!!! Sephiroth are
you okay?
Sephiroth: [With tire treads on him] Yeah... I think so.... Oohh.... [Falls
down] You go ahead! I'll watch the portal.
Cid: Okay. [Walks away]
[Kyle's House, Kyle's Mom invites Cid over]
[Kyle , Stan, Cartman and Kenn-- Er Kefka walk in the room]
Kyle's Mom: Do you want any thing to rink?
Cid: Have any tea?
Kyle's Mon: WHAT WHAT WHAT?! Tea is very bad for you! It ruins your life like
a drug!
Cid; I have been drinking tea eversince I was 5. Do you have any tea?
Kyle's mom: HELL NO!
Cid; YOU #)(&*$@#(*&$(*#@&$(*?$(*@?$(*#&$(*#$@&(*$&(*#&$(*#&$(*#@&$(#*@
)(#&$)(*#@$&)#@($& #$)(*& )(#$& $ $(#@*$&(*$?@(
@#(&$#@*&$#@)(*$)(@#$*)(#*@$)(#$*)#(@*$()#*$)(#@*$)(#@*$*#$)(#@*$
)#@($*)(#@*$#@$ @# $#(*$)(#@ *$ )(#*$ #$(#*$*$)(#*$)($)%#&)&%!!!!!!!
Kyle: DUDE!
Kefka: [Mumbling] [All the kids luagh]
Stan: Good one Kefka!
Cid: I need that kid!
Stan: WHY?!
Cid: Uh-- I'm his old friend Cid!
Stan: NO!
Cid: Then let me take off the hood!
Kyle: DUDE! That can't happen until the last episode!
Cid: DUDE!
Kyle: DUDE!
Cid: [Sternly] Dude...
Kyle: He has a point! Let him go with Kefka. [Cid walks of with Kefka]
[Outside]
Kefka: [Takes off the hood] Thanks for savin-- [Is hit by the the General lee]
Cid: HOLY CRAP!
Kefka: [Get's up] I'm okay! [Is hit again]
Cid: OH MY GOD!
Kefka: [Get's up] I only die near the end of the show!
Cid: Oh! Good thing it's just beginning!
Bo: LUKE STOP! [The General Lee stops right infront of Kefka]
Kefka: Se! Only when the show's almost over!
Luke: What's going on! Where are we?!
Kefka: South park or hell. Which ever way you want to put it.
Bo: How do we get out?
Cid: Sephiroth is watching the portal! Let's go!
[The portal]
Sephiroth: See you guys later!
Bo & Luke: BYE! [Drive in]
Cid: let's go! [All walk into the portal and emerge in the FF7 world]
The End
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