Sephiroth ends the Dukes....
By Cid

[Sephiroth's house]

[Sephiroth is watching the Dukes of Hazzard]

Bo: Luke! SWORDS ARE STUPID!!

Luke: I agree! Especially Masamunes!

Sephiroth: [A ton of beer sprays out of his mouth] WHAT?!! [Impales the t.v] YOU $%)(#@%*)(#@*%)(#@%*)(#%*#)@(*%(#)@%*#@)(%*%)(*@%)(#@*%!!!!!! I'M GONNA TAKE YOU OFF THE AIR!!

Jenova: Sephy! Waffels are ready!

Sephiroth; ooh! Waffels! [Runs to the kitchen] Thanks mommy.

Jenova: Eat up. The programers make you fight CLoud in his firends this friday.

Sephiroth: Really?! Should I kill them fast or slow?

Jenova: Which ever hurts them more.

Sephiroth: MWA HA HA HA HA--- [chokes on some waffel] HACK! COUGH! CHOKE! HACK!

Jenova: AAAAHH!! [Gives Sephiroth the heimlich manuver]

Sephiroth: [Is turning blue] HACK HACK HACK!!!

Jenova: [Jumps on Sephiroth's stomach] OUT WAFFEL OUT!!! [A faith healer walks in]

Healer: I do this. [hits Sephiroth on the back] OH LORD LET THE EVIL SPIRITS MAKING THIS MAN OUT!!! [Hits Spehiroth on the back again] DAMN! I'll let you deal with this. [Walks off]

Jenova: Where did he come from?! [Gives Sephiroth one more hemlich] [Sephiroth breathes]

Sephiroth: I almost died...

Reader: WELL DUH!!!

[Cid's house]

Cid: [What do you think he's doing that involves Tea and a t.v] I love the Dukes! I love the dukes!

T.V: We inteerupt this program for a special report.

Cid: Hmmm... I must be important!

T.V: Local evil twisted maniac Sephiroth has lead an organization that will make sure the dukes of hazzard goes off the air for good.

Sephiroth: #)%(#$ THE DUKES!

Crowd: [Chanting] (#)* THE DUKES!! $(*# THE DUKES!! )#(#@( THE DUKES!!

Cid: WHAT?!!!! [Runs to Sephiroth's house]

[Sephiroth's house]

Sephiroth: [Answers the door] [Ins punched by Cid] OUCHIES! OWIE OWIE OWIE! IT HURTS!!

Cid; [Beats up Sephiroth] WHAT THE HELL ARE yOU DOING TRYING TO GET THE DUKES OFF THE AIR?!

Sephiroth; They insulted swords and Masamunes! I'm doing what's right!

Cid: They insult swearing AND smoking and you don't hear me complaining! [Kicks Sephiroth]

Sephiroth: STOP! [Throws Cid out the door] GOOD BYE!

Cid: [Throws rotten eggs at Sephiroth's house] (#%()#)%#@ER!!!

Sephiroth: GO TO HELL!

Cid: #)()#@%(@#%ER!!! [Runs out of rotten eggs and leaves[ YOU HAVEN'T SEN THE LAST OF CID!! HA HA HA HA!!

Sephiroth: Yes I have! And your not invited to my birthday pary either!!!

Cid: NO ONE LIKES YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTIES!!

Sephiroth: sniff... sniff... WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! [Runs in the house crying]

[The Fianl battle]

[Sephiroth takes 9999 HP from everyone but Cid]

Sephiroth: No you must DIE! [Attacks Cid for 9,999 HP] [Cid looks at Sephiroth and attacks him] HEY! You supposed to die!

Cid; YOU GOT THE DUKE SOFF THE AIR!! YOU GOT THE DUKES OFF THE AIR!!! [Kills Sephiroth as the one winged angel]

{after the battle]

Cloud: This all we can do fo the planet. It all up to.. [The wierd ring is heard]

Cid: [Falls on his knees] He's here! He's luaghing... AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!! [That's thing that happens to cloud happens to Cid]

[The wierd place]

[Cid's limit bar is full]

Cid: Time to die #$)@#.... OMNI CID!!! [Impales Sephiroth numerous Times.]

Sephioth: Oh shhh.... [dies with a LOT more blood than the what is shown when Cloud kills him]

Cid: [Looks up] [Sees a hand] Bo... Luke... [Sees it's a female hand] WOO HOO!! Dasy Duke! [Runs up and kisses th hand]

[Back in the crator]

Tifa: [Sees Cid is kissing her hand] EEEWW!! [Throws Cid up on to the ledge]

Cid: [Gets up] Lady Luck don't fail me now... [Highwind comes crashing down] She failed me... miserably... [The ending of FF7 continues like normal axcept that Holy also puts the Dukes back on the air]