Dukes go Online
[Cid's Dukes of Hazzard fan club meeting]
[Everyone is sitting around bored to Death]
Kefka: [Throws a paper airplane] We could buy the dukes on tape.
Sephiroth: We can go kill the Ancients.
Cid: Here's what's wrong with those ideas: 1. wehaveWe have all the episodes
on tape. 2. Killing is against the law.
Sephiroth: IT IS?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!
Cid: [Get's an dea] We can buy a computer and make a duke sof hazzard web
site.
Kefka: Okay.
Sephiroth: Com... pu... ter? What the hell is a computer?
Cid: It can access youy to porno sites on the internet. [A puff of smoke is
where Sephiroth is] [Sehpiroth rushes back with a computer, hooks it up and
goes online]
Cid: How much was that?!
Sephiroth: Who said I payed for it?! Hey! AOL wont let me on!
Cid: They need your credit card number and a scree name with password.
Sephiroth: [Puts in his credit card number]
Cid: 167293... [Writes it down]
Sephiroth: What should our screen names be? I choose Sephiroth! [Checks}
TAKEN?! Okay...Elmdor. [Checks] TAKEN?! Okay... Mr Ed. [Checks] WOO-HOO!!!
NOT TAKEN!
Cid: I can see why. I choose Cidfan [Checks] Taken. Cidfan 2. Taken.
Newcidfan. taken. Neocidfan. NOT TAKEN!! YES!
Kefka: MY TURN! Cool Kefka 77! [Check] Not taken!
Sephiroth: Now passwords: I choose horse!
Cid: Cid.
Kefka: Shi-- I mean Locke! [All look at Kefka strangly]
Sephiroth: Now we are online! [Cid gets on the computer] Let me enter a chat
room! [Goes to dukes of Hazzard Chat]
[The Chatroom]
[2 people there NeoCidfan and NewCidfan]
NewCidfan: WHAT THE ##)($)#$() ARE YOU DOING WITH A RIP OFF OF MY SCREEN
NAME?!
NeoCidfan: What the $#%#$ Do you mean?! I made this scree name fair and
square!
Online Host: Lightranma has entered the room.
LightRanma: Hi Cid!
NewCidfan: HI!
NeoCidfan: Hey!
Newcidfan: GET RID OF THAT SCREE NAME AND GET ANOTHER ONE!
NeoCidfan: [Sends newcidfan a virus] Heh heh heh...
Newcidfan has left the room.
[Cid signs off]
[The computer]
Cid: Now let's find a free or low cost web site maker thingie. Geocities?
Sephiroth: Nah... I hate the pop up ads.
Cid: Express page?
Kefka: It doesn't allow pictures, foul language and theings like that.
Cid: NO FOUL LANGUAGE?! [Emails the web master of the express page] [Flips
off the screen] #)$(#)$(%#)*)(@#*%)(#@*%ERS!
Sephiroth: OOH! How about this one! Cidfan.com free web pages if the web
master agrees to it!
Cid: Okay. [Emails the webmaster] let's see NewCid... Uh-oh.... i sent this
guy a virus in a chat room.
Sephiroth: let's use somethign else. [Finds a goodserver] Ah!
Cid: Now to make the web site.
[1 week and Sephiroth visiting 1,000 porno sites later]
Cid: Now we wait for feed back on the site.
Sephiroth: We got some already! [Reads it] Dear Webmaster of the dukes of
Hazzard land you suck. Signed newcidfan.
p.s: I'll get you for that virus.
Cid: What's the next one?
Sephiroth: It's from I.P Freely. [Reads it] Your dukes of hazzard site makes
me puke.
Cid: Next one...
Sephioth: It's a spam mail for a... site. [puts the site in his favorite
places]
Cid: I'll read the rest. These are all spam mails!
Sephiroth: Uh--- I went into a chat room. [AOL chatrooms give you XXX spam
mail]
Cid: Grrr...
Computer: You've got mail.
Cid: [Reads the new mail] it's from newcidfan. "Checkout your dukes of
hazzard site I did a little touching up to it. MWA HA HA HA!!!" [Looks att he
site] SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!!! IT'S A POKEMON SITE!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Sephiroth and Kefka: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Cid: HE CHANGED THE PASSWORD TO GET INTO THE SITE!! AAAAHHH!!!!
Sephiroth: We lost our first site...
Cid: WWAAAHHH!!!
Kefka: [Crys]
Sephiroth: [Runs crying] MOMMY!!!
The End
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