The Dukes Of Masamune.
By Cid

[Avalanch HQ,]
Cid: Time for...
Sephiroth: The Dukes! [Sephiroth turns on dukes of hazard,]
Cid: what the $*%(?
Sephiroth: What did you want to see?
Cid: Dukes Of Hazard.
Sephiroth: Wanna join the club?
Cid: Hell yeah!!!
Cloud: Omi-- [Cid kicks Cloud in the crotch,] [High pitched,] Dammit! [Fallsdown clutching his crotch,] MY NUTS! [Cid laughs,]
Cid: I don't think he'll have any kids now!
Cloud: I curse you! I curse you and your family!
Cid: And I curse too.
Aeris: I shall crush the t.v!! [Sephiroth impales her and she dies,]
[Who sawthat one coming?,]
Barret: [Trys to shoot the t.v,] DIE DUKES!!!
[Note: this has become W.W IIIor t.v war I,]
Cid: [Jumps in front of the t.v,] NO! [Bullets hit his Cigarett and light it,]Thanks! [Smokes it,] Ah!
Camel: makes your mouth taste like camel crap. [Grinslike Joe camel,]
Red XIII: [Comes in with an army helmet on,] On enemy lines. [Cid jumps him,]SPARE ME!! [Crys,] Please I have a son! Red 14!!
Cid: fine you just have to watch it with us.
[Red XIII takes out a cynidepill,] Red XIII: Good bye cold cruel world!!! [Swallows it,] Wait, this is aFlinstone vitamin.
Cait Sith: [Comes out with a Super Soaker SP 5,000,000,] I have a gun! It'sfull of acid!!! [Sephiroth impales the cat,] DAMMIT!!!
Vincent: [Comes out with an M-18 assualt rifle,] Finaly, something decent.[Fires a shot and blows Yuffies head off,] KICK ASS!!!! [Aims at the t.v,]Time to lock and load!
Sephiroth: Gaze upon this!! [Pulls out a cross,]
Vincent: HISS!! [Runs,]
Sephiroth: I was just gonna hit him over the head with it.
AVALANCH: HE'S A VAMPIRE?!!
Barret: Time to die, dukes. [Sephiroth whispers to him,]
Sephiroth: I know a man who can help you, El Carbond.
Barret: I don't need any... [Sephiroth hits him over the head with a guitar,]
Sephiroth: Carbond!!!
Cid: LET"S WATCH!!
Sephiroth: Kick $%#@ ass!!!
End.