FF7 Goes to $$ Vegas $$!
By Cid

[At Squaresoft HQ,} President of Squaresoft: [infront of represnitives of all the Squaresoft games, except] Since our great game Final Fantasy 7 sold so good we're going to give the cast a huge casn bonus.

Squal: But what about FF8.... We sold more copies than FF7 in Japan alone...

President: No. You see FF8 isn't done with the U.S translations this is where FF7's cash bonus is coming from... You have more translation error than Final Fantasy Tactics.

Ramza: [Jumps out of a chair] TAKE THAT FF8!! HA HA HA!!!!

Geno: [From SMRPG] Uh-- The cast of Super Mario RPG would like a cash bonus too! We had that FF4 villian in our game you know!!!

President: Maybe if you ask nicley the FF7 cast will let you have some of the money. [Silence,] [Everypone, but Geno, bursts out luaghing]

Geno: Then... Can I atleast be in FF8?

President: Sure!

Squall: No! That will make your game worse!!

Ramza: [Does his happy dance, it is ver obvious Ramza hates FF8]

Tellah: Can FF4 have some money?

President: No.

Tellah: YOU SPOONY BARD!!!

Sephiroth: [The Representitive of FF7] Just one question, Sir.

President: Yes...?

Sephiroth: How much money?

President: 5.

Sephiroth: Couldn't 6 be better?

President: What? You don't think $5,000,000 is enough?

Sephiroth: FIVE MILLION?!!!! HOLY--- [Faints]

All: FIVE MILLION?!! [Faint]

President: Hmm.. Maybe that was too little... nah...

[AVALANCHE HQ]

Sephiroth: EVERYONE!! I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE LAST AQUARESOFT MEETING!!

Cloud: and?

Sephiroth: We got a huge cash bonus... FIVE MILLION DOLLARS!!

All: [Gasp]

Cid: We can get a space station!!!

Sephiroth: No! That would cost Five billion dollars...

Cid: But... MARIO HAS A SPACE STATION!!

Cloud: No he doesn't!

Cid: Yeah he does! It's called the M.I.R it stands for Mario is Radical!!

Cloud: Cid! That's not Mario's! It's just a coincidence that the letirs in MIR can mean Mario is Radical... Besides... NO-ONE SAYS RADICAL ANY MORE!!

Cid: But...

Cloud: Cid....

Cid: [Shuts up}

Cait: We could get a carpet shampooer!

Red: How about our own theme park!

Geno: [Dressed like a Jenova thing] How about giving the money to the Super Mario RPG cast, especialy Geno!

Sephiroth: HELL NO!!!

Geno: ##%#@!!! [Gets out of the Jenova thing and runs off[

Cloud: Was than an action figure?!

Sephiroth: Yeah... LET'S KILL IT!!!

Cid: Okay! [Spehiroth and Cid kill Geno in a battle]

Geno: [After the battle he get's up] HA! After we lose a battle in SMRPG we get one HP! WE CAN'T DIE!! [Sephiroth impales Geno, taking away 99999999999999999 HP] OW!! You haven't seen the last of me!! [Runs off]

Tifa: How about e get a Hotel?

Aeris: How about I use some of the money for a wedding with me and Cloud...

Tifa: #(%*#%&!!! [Beats up Aeris and kills her]

Sephiroth: HEY! That's my job!! YOU SPOONY #(%*#(%!!!

Cloud: How about we all spend the money buy gping to Vegas?

Cid: Okay!

Sephiroth: Fine.

Vincent: ...

Red: YEAH!! GAMBLE! SHOW GIRLS! CRAP LIKE THAT!!!

Yuffie: Eh...

Tifa: Sure!! I CALL THE ROOM WITH CLOUD!

Cait: Woo-hoo!

Geno: When are we going?

Cloud: Will you ever give up?!!

Geno: not until I get soem of that money!

Sephiroth: grr... Kick the Doll!!

Geno: That's Action.. [Sephiroth kciks him] FFFFIIIIIGGGUUURRRREEEE [Hits the gound, making a HUGE crater] OW!!!

Cloud: Let's getready to go. Pack up everyone! We;re not leaving until we get rid of Five Million Dollars!

Everyone: [Runs of to pack]

[The next day]

Cloud: everyone packed?

Barret: Yeah.. I pity the foo who hasn't packed!

Cid: I warned you!! [Tackles Barret and trys to rip his throat out]

Red: Yes.

Everyone else: Yes!

Cloud; Does anyone want to bring a friend?

Cid: I'll bring my firend! [Geno runs up]

Geno: Hi! I'm Cid's friend!! [Cid throws Geno far away]

Cid: I'll be righrt back.. [Calls someone] Hello, Orlandu! Yes it's me... Would you liek to go the Las Vegas? You would? Well get your ass over here!! [orlandu runs up to Cid]

Orlandu: Hi Cid!!

Cid: ?? How did you get here so fast?

Orlandu: I got my ass over here like you said!!

[Everyone else get's thier friends, I will end part 1 of this with a list of who brought who]

Vincent: Dracula.
Yuffie: No-one.
Cid; Orlandu.
Cloud: Tallah.
Red: Bugenhagen.
Cait: Ramza.
Sephiroth: His mommy.
Barret: Mr. T
Tifa: No-one, she's got Cloud.
Aeris: No-one, Tifa killed her.