Ever think about other worlds? If they really exist, if they know who we are, if they plot to destroy us? Well, I've never thought about that either, but hey, if you get bored enough you'll write about anything except homework, I just can't seem to ever be able to write homework, but I digress.

This is the story of Angle, Buffie, Cordelea, Jiles, Zander, Willoh, Drewsila, Pike, and Ox, and the life in Sunnyvale, Narise del Inferno, also known as the Hellnose. Yes, the Hellnose it inhales evil and exhales good (sad I know, I couldn't think of anything better).

Buffie is the slaygirl of Sunnyvale. Once in year, there is the slaygirl so as you can imagine, the vampyres are having a heck of a time with all these slaygirls around.

Slaygirl, some say that name may be sexist, but not really, there was once a slaygirl that was a guy (slight mix-up on destiny's part) poor guy. He of course later sued the Surveyor's Board for sexual discrimination. But of course the judge and jury were slaygirls so he got no money and spent the rest of his life hiding in shame. That story had no point, really, it was pointless.

By now you must all be bored out of you minds from this story which seems to just drag on, so I guess I'll just describe everybody in just one boring description after another so I can get to the plot (at least I think they'll be a plot). Angle is Buffies boyfriend, he's also a really old vampyre (he's so old he can't even remember his own age) he used to be the worst vampyre there was, but then some gypsy got bored one day and decided, 'Hey, let's ruin some random vampyres life by giving him back his conscience.' so that's the story of Angle, short, boring, to the point. Well, it was until Buffie came along. They fell passionately in love, a little too passionately, they ended up 'doin the deed' (this is kind of an inside joke, no one gets it but me), and anyway, Angle lost his mind- er, um I mean conscience, and tried to kill Buffies friends, and killed a gypsy teacher named Ms. Kenny Calander, resulting in the ever famous line, "Ohmigod, he killed Kenny!". Of course, the o! nly person that could get away with saying that and have it still be funny, is Zander. The ever ready comic relief that has, really no background, except he's dating the snotty cheerleader Cordelea (who also had no background) and his best friend Willoh, who has a really neat story. She practices ancient dark art of voodoo majick, with her cute musician boyfriend Ox, who just happens to be a rabid carnivorous were-monkey. Yes, a rabid carnivorous were-monkey (please don't ask me to explain). Every new moon, he changes into the rabid carnivorous were-monkey, who mocks people with his charming monkey pants.

Together, this slaygirl, her vampyre boyfriend (turned good, then bad, then back to good again [confused yet?]), a geeky (yet very cute) guy, a snotty (reforming) cheerleader, the almighty voodoo priestess, and a rabid carnivorous were-monkey, teamed up with Buffie's surveyor Jiles, protect Sunnyvale from evil.

One day while this group of outcasts (snotty cheerleader not included) sat down and discussed why these 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' groupies always said there name was a 'typo'.

"Hey," Zander said, "We protect the world from evil too, why does that stinkin dimension get all the credit?"

"I agree." said the almighty voodoo priestess, "We saved countless numbers of lives. Granted usually it's our fault in the first place but I feel that's beside the point."

"I know." came an accented voice from the shadows.

"Pike!" the Slaygirl and her Scoobyettes (you try thinking of something better!) gasped.

"That's right luvs, I'm tired of being mistaken for that sorry boy from the original movie. I am a great, and might I mention sexy,"

At this point the group rolls there eyes.

"Villain." Pike finishes.

"As huge as Pike's ego is," Angle began "He does have a point we're being ignored. Did you know I actually heard my named insulted?"

"I love your name sweet pie." Buffie cooed.

"Thank you sugar dumpling." Angle said in a syrupy sweet voice.

"Oh gag me sugar pie." Zander punned. But as usual, he was ignored. Except by Willoh (the almighty voodoo priestess!) who giggled insanely at the stupid remark.

"So we're all in agreement, right?" Jiles asked.

"Right." they all agreed in unison.

"Wait, what are we agreeing on again?" Zander asked.

The whole group sighed impatiently.

"We're traveling to the other dimension," Angle said impatiently, "To kick that slayer and her goofy gangs butt!"

"Oh," Zander said simply. "Okay, now why are we doing this again?"

They group looked at him impatiently. Then they thought for a minute. Everyone but the almighty voodoo priestess looked confused.

"Because the author's making us!" the almighty voodoo priestess said while rolling her eyes.

"Oh yeah..." the entire group said at once.

"Let's go!" Zander yelled enthusiastically.

"Yeah!" the whole group shouted, and started off on their way to the Buffy's dimension.