THE TRUE ANTICHRIST

IS

BARNEY THE DINOSAUR

.

1. Start with the given:

CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

2. Change all U's to V's (the proper Latin way):

CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

3. Extract all Roman numerals:

C V V L D I V

4. Convert into Arabic values:

100 5 5 50 500 1 5

5. Add all the numbers:

666

Thus, Barney is Satan. The fat bastard...