If Mr. Manson drove a car...Bumper Stickers for Marilyn Manson NEW:
If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup...
Do I look like a freakin' people person?
Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
I used to be disgusted, now, I'm just amused.
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I'm just visiting.
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Don't do Drugs, Die Anyway.
God loves me...Everyone else thinks I'm an asshole.
Everybody is someone else's weirdo.
God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
If I can be of any help... then you're in worse trouble than I thought!
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
I'm not as think as you high I am.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
My karma ran over your dogma!
Don't drop acid. Take it pass/fail.
I hate the fucking system, but the system loves fucking me.
Better dead than mellow.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
Profanity is the literary crutch of an inarticulate motherfucker.
Blasphemy is a victimless crime.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and leather excite me.
It is difficult to win an argument when your opponent is unencumbered with logic or knowledge of the facts.
A lot of what appears to be progress is just so much technological rococo.
If you're not rejected at least three times a week, you're not really trying.
A leap beyond the state of the art may land you in a bucket of worms.
Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac
Theatre is life. Cinema is art. Television is furniture.
There's so much comedy on TV -- is it causing comedy in the streets?
Careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
It may be that my sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me!
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Out of my mind, back in five minutes.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Little Horn broken. Watch for finger.
Rehab is for quitters.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them.
"There's nothing like the feeling of knowing that you've made a difference in someone's life, even if that difference is a lifetime of nightmares and a fortune in therapy bills."