The new ABCs.

ABC, LSD,
Gummy bears are chasing me.
One is red and one is blue
Five are puking in my shoe...
ABC, LSD,
Next time won't you trip with me?

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(sung to the tune of "Row, row, row your boat")

Roll, roll, roll your joint, carefully at the end!
Take a puff, and that's enough, then pass it to a friend!!

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Remember this?

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout,
This is my handle, this is my spout..."

Well, my friends and I sing a slightly different version:

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout,
This is my handle, this is my...handle?..
Shit! I'm a sugar bowl!

and this one too:

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout,
This is my handle,
And this is a letter from my psychiatrist i'm doing much better now last week i thought i was an F-14!

yeah, we're easily amused... :-)

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My Favorite Drugs [Sung to My Favorite Things]

Reefers and roach clips and papers and rollers
Cocaine and procaine for twenty year molars
Reds and peyote to work out your bugs
These are a few of my favorite drugs.

Uppers and downers and methedrine freakout
Take some amphetamines, watch your brains leak out
Acid and mescaline pull out your plugs
These are a few of my favorite drugs.

Backs that are perfect for carrying monkeys
Users of heroin, often called junkies
Methadone helps then to stop being thugs
Takes them off one of my favorite drugs.

On a bad trip
When the cops come
When I lose my head
I simply take more of my favorite drugs
And then I'm not sad -- I'm dead!
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I may look ridiculous 
To the average schlub; 
One part fag-hag drag queen,
One part Beelzebub


Actually, at heart I'm just
A family guy, a bore.
But satanic weirdness
Is what kids pay for.


Here's my Christmas wish: Don't bust
My chops for Littleton
Though I'm nuts, I never have
Sold a kid a gun.

by Freddy from bbs.marilynmanson.net

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Marijuana, marijuana
LSD, LSD
College kids are making it,
High school kids are taking it
Why can't we?
Why can't we?

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back to the gate

back to nothing

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