Here lies my Les Miserables fanfiction
Caveat lector! A few of these stories contain vaguely slashy undertones. Not your jar of marmalade? Go somewhere else.
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Copyright © by Anna M. Z.
The Guest. Someone is in the house with Javert. Sequel to "Superstitions." Superstitions , where Javert demonstrates his prowess as a detective and discredits a few myths about Gypsies. Sequel to "The Gorbeau Show."
The Gorbeau Show. What exactly was going through Javert's head as he faced 7 armed, pissed-off bandits in the Gorbeau hovel?
NEW: M.-sur-M. police station, revisited. The scene as Hugo would never have shown it: without clearly defined villain/victim roles.
The Beginning , in which Javert recounts his childhood memories. Corniness abounds.
Fighting a la mode parisienne . The gendarmerie on Rue de Pontoise organizes a wrestling match, and Javert decides to participate. Work reflects utter lack of talent and skill: the mood changes jarringly from one chapter to the next.
A witch! A witch! Les Miserables meets Monty Python. Upcoming chapter: author meets lawsuit.
The First Meeting Toulon, 1796. Valjean exchanges letters with the Chief of the Secret Police about a common acquaintance of theirs.
In the name of the law! This is the story where we find out a lot of us have always suspected: Javert is actually a robot.
"Those were the days!.."
Javert, circa 1815.
Pencil and ink.
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NEW: RECOMMENDED FICS - The Miserable Diaries , by Framboise. This parody of the Secret Diaries of Cassandra Claire contains some of the funniest lines I've ever read. Considering that I've read almost every play by Tom Stoppard, that's saying a lot.
- A Typical Day at the ABC Wineshop, by Jehan's Muse. Very funny, no kidding.
- One Miz, Two Miz, Red Miz, Blue Miz , also by Jehan's Muse. A very Miserable rendition of Dr. Seuss' "Green Eggs and Ham."
- Les Miserables: The Real Story , by The Lark. To use the author's own words, "this is what Les Miz would have been like if Victor Hugo had been high while writing it."
NEW! - The most ruthless torture , by Severina. This has zero to do with Les Mis. It's a Harry Potter ficlet about Lucius Malfoy and Harry Potter. Funny as hell. (written in Russian.)
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