And now, some clichés.

• Life isn't fair.
• The halcyon days of youth
• Blood of the martyrs
• (Insert a curseword used frequently here)
• Don't Be a Fool, Stay in School!
• Only losers use drugs
• "The Big Apple"
• To drop like a lead zepplin (ZOSO)
• The blink code
• ClipArt
• Atheism
• Agnosticism
• Religion in any form, or the absence of
• The STRONG code
• Getting down to brass tacks
• You always...
• You never...
• Political Correctness
• Cool
• Those commercials for drugs where they don't tell you what the drug does
• If you will (V.A.)
• As it were (V.A.)
• Hot enough for you
• Have a nice day
• "But seriously folks..."
• [Team A] [trounced, bamboozled, bulldozed, etc.] [Team B].
• Cat got your tongue?
• It's like...
• Sitcoms with a mouthy mother, a stupid, sports obsessed father, several whiny kids, and smart-ass neighbors.
• My name is Indego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
• I know you are but what am I?
• Whatever...
• I used to have to walk 15 miles in the snow...
• So what?
• That's nice.
• I hate you.(Kyleelou)
• I love you.(Kyleelou)
• You're so pretty.(Kyleelou)
• How are you today?(Kyleelou)
• Pick-up lines in general (i.e. What's your sign? etc.)

If you've got any more, send them to me. I realize that this is not a complete list, but what are you gonna do? How about e-mailing it to me? Or how about filling out the survey? It's faster, cheaper, and easier. Why not? What do you have to lose?

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