First, we have Constance, Slave to Lawyers. Not much I can say about Constance, except that the title is somewhat lacking. He/she failed to fill out much of anything else (the website is a cliché, he/she/it liked the links, God should be cannonized) so I can say that Constance is without a doubt the least original person to fill out my survey/form in the short time I've had this page available to document people's unoriginality. She/he/it/they is also the laziest. And I don't like the look of its/her/our jib, quite frankly. Constance, get back here and apply for a position in the Cathedral, at least! For crying out loud, it's easy.
Stay tuned for more mockery as soon as I get more submissions.
Get ye back, Satan!