Rant Mark 2.34059221
What the hell is this with the style sheets. I suppose I should use them to make my pages prettier but as you no doubt know if you're a regular visitor, they wouldn't be pretty anyway. So style sheets make something pretty slightly more pretty, but they make crap look exactly the same. I follow one stylistic rule: lazyness. Which is perhaps not a particularly good thing to do and I should cut it out, although to be defensive I would say that I'm not as lazy as some. You might be the laziest person in the world for all I know. You might just be a figment of my imagination and I might have made this whole page up and I might be even now being carted to a mental institution. And why aren't there any spellcheckers on HTML documents, and why do I feel the need to restrain my cursing. Damn fuck hell ass bitch! Take that, inhibitions! Bringing me back to my central point: purple. The color, or the fruit, if there was such a fruit, but there isn't, that's orange. Why is it that orange is the only color which gets a fruit named after it? How must all the other fruits feel? I know I'd be out for orange's blood if I were a color like puce or something. I'm not totally sure that's how one spells puce, but I'm going to assume it is. After all, this page is nothing but a figment of my imagination, as we've established, and by "we've" I mean I've, because I'm the only one reading it and by established I mean tenuously stated, and by reading I mean focusing on, and by focusing I mean not really, and by stated I mean I don't really know where this is leaning, or leading, and I don't know if tenuous has one or two 'l's or 'n's for that matter. If it's leaning it might fall down, or it might just stay leaned like that tower in Italy and then I could charge admission, although I must be perfectly frank and say that I've forgotten what was leaning, or leading, like a horse, or possibly a duck. Could you believe leading a duck? Could you believe ducking a lead? Do I mean lead or led or lead or Lear as in the king which would be a bit of a shock given his currently dead status. Dead as a duck. Or is that lame, which would mean it would be hard to lead it, notwithstanding the various problems posed above, or below, or between. But how will I know where those thoughts will be posed unless I have style sheets. I don't know. I don't know.