The first step to join the Spike Harem is to recite the following pledge. Once you've done that, follow the instructions at the bottom of the page.
I, (insert name here), do promise and pledge my life to the Master (we mean Spike). I swear upon my title as a Spikette, that I will protect the Master (we mean Spike) from any and all outside attacks. I will let no nanci-boy vampires with a soul torture him, nor will I let any mortal besmeerch his name.
And whilst I protect the Master (we mean Spike), I will not resort to their level and use flames. I will calmly and rationally explain the reasons this person is wrong, safe in the knowledge that I am always right.
Oh, and I swear to enjoy the preshow.
(insert your name)
(insert todays date)
All right, you've recited the Harem Pledge, now proceed to the sign-up sheet.