On Christmas
morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light,and next to him
is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike
you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid
says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a
tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid
a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and
before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there.
Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah,
he sure did." The kid says,"Well, next year tell Santa to put
the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
