Auditions for a New Animorph

By: Rachel#3

Rachel:Next!
(door opens and in steps a Boy dreesed up as a mushroom steps in)
Ax:please state your name
Mushroom boy:Duh....
Rachel:What species are you?
Mushroom boy:Duh.....
Jake:what are your talents Duh
mushroom boy:Duh...
Marco:that's not a talent.
Mushroom boy:Duh..
Tobias:is that all you can say?
Mushroom boy:Duh
Cassie:Next!
(Rachel throws Mushroom boy out the window)
Rachel:well come in!
(In steps a Girl dressed in a Hot pink leotard with SG  on the front)
Ax:please state your name
SG:Shy Girl
Rachel:What species are you?
SG:Human
Jake:what are your talents?
SG:I'm extremly shy
Marco:We don't need shy people.
SG:Why not?
Tobias:Cause we kill things
(Rachel Throws SG out the window)
Cassie:Next!
(in steps a girl with computer parts on her)
Ax:please state your name
Com:Rachel#3
Rachel:what species are you?
Rachel#3:Cyborgh
Jake:what are your talents?
Rachel#3:I have super speed , sight . hearing and Sterenth I can shoot blades from my hands and fire balls from my arm see.
(Rachel#3's left arm turns around and  a connon apers and takes it's place she aims it at Jake)
Fffhhhhaaawwww
( Jake doges the  fire ball just in Time)
Jake:wow
Tobias:you've passed the first part now you have
to Resle marco while
he is in Gorilla morph
Marco(now in Gorilla morph):< like your gonna beat me >
Rachel#3:Okay your asking for it
(she takes one of his big hands and flips him on his back)
Rachel:She did 'ent even break a sweat I like her!
Jake:Your in
Ax (walks out into the lobby):Sorry everyone we've allready found our Animorph
The lava lamp just sits there.
Ax:< I said Go away! >
It just sits there.
Ax:< I can't even Chop your head off!God sake! >
It just sit there.
Ax:< I beg of you Leave this place >
The animorphs walk in.
R#3:Is he alright?
Rachel:I have no idea.
Jake:Ummm....Ax what are you doing?
Ax:< begging this person to leave >
marco:It's just a lava lamp.It can't leave.
The lava lamp stands up.
Lava lamp:So I can't move Dose it look like I can't move!?
The lava lamp walks over and beats Marco up
Lava lamp mummbleing to it's self:I can't move I showed you! Coulden't Move eh.
Marco laying on the floor:Gruugle...........Sputter.....Grone.
Then they all walk into the sunset laghfing knowing that They were all men.
Rachel:I abosolty Hate that one!
Knowin that the sun would crash on them in ten sceons.
R#3:Nope.
Athor:Okay I'll try again
knowing that lava lamps could beat Marco up.
Marco still on the floor in pain:NO!
Knowing that pigs would fly out of Jake's butt and would atack all the Animorphs.
Jake:NO! NO! NO!
Ax:Can Pigs do that?
Knowing that the athour would kill them all off in a  futrue Fanfic if they diden't SHUT UP!
Cassie:Okay.
THE END!
SO
MUHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHhAHAHAHAhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhHAHH
Breathes deeply
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

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