The Real Thing

By: Nina

Author's note: What? Ah, yes. The relation to one episode of Clarissa  Explains It All, where a boy has to take care of an egg for Home Ec. or whatever. Hey, I saw it on TV and was inspired. This is, like most fics are
these days, a 10-minute, spur-of-the-moment, let's write it down before it gets away kinda thing..so..umsa..bye!-Nina ~_^;;

    Jake and Marco both looked down at the leather pouches around their necks. Jake's face held an expression of confusion, Marco's of pure revulsion. They walked slowly up the dirt driveway to Cassie's barn, where a
meeting was to take place. Marco began to rant, and Jake sighed in annoyance, rolling his eyes. He had listened to his best friend's opinion a couple times  from the minute they got on the school bus.

    "I can't believe this. An egg! This is a Home Ec. Class assignment?! I though we cooked pies an' checked out babes and…well, y'know! Home Ec. Stuff! And we're supposed to take care of this stupid thing for two weeks!" Marco threw up his hands in a helpless gesture, then adjusted his backpack, which had started to slip down his shoulder. Jake blinked, remembering something. He removed the bookbag from his shoulders and
rummaged through it.

    Jake pulled out his planner and flipped it open, squinting at the  letters. "Well, actually, we're going to take
care of our 'children' for three weeks, actually..so..um.." His voice trailed off as Marco scowled at him. "What?"

    The shorter teen let out an exasperated sigh. "Nevermind. Anyway, here's the barn. Let's go." They jogged up to the doorway, then stopped, listening to the conversation with mild interest. Nothing like listening to two girls
talking without being noticed.

    "I think I'll name it Adam." Cassie looked down at the egg she held  carefully in a work-gloved palm.

    "You want to name it Jake, you know it." Rachel teased. Marco snickered, and Jake felt the back of his neck growing red.

    "It's cute enough." Cassie looked up at the noise coming from the entrance, saw her crush standing in the doorway, and blushed deeply.

    Jake smiled gently, and sat down next to her, pulling out his own and staring at it. "Mine doesn't have a name, but…"

    "Hah, there's one for the welfare agencies. Man refuses to name his own child." Rachel interrupted sarcastically. "He's reeeal prepared for the real thing. Cassie? I know you love him, but don't marry him.." She grinned as Cassie gave her a death look, showing perfect white teeth.

    Both Jake and Marco paled.

"The..the real thing?" Marco asked shakily.

    "Marry?" Jake's eyes got wider than usual.

    "Oh, that's just typical. They go all macho when it comes to sports and  fights and stuff, but make one mention of romance and parenthood, and they  get all sickly-looking and stammery." Cassie teased, getting up and starting  to clean the cages that lined the wall of the barn, shooting Jake a smile.

    "D-do not!" Jake stammered. Damnit.

    "We handle romance just fine, Cassie. Look at Jake. You've kissed him  twice and you've only just noticed him since we started morphing." Marco  smiled suavely, and Jake kicked him in the shins. "Hey, ow!"

    Tobias ruffled his feathers indignantly, having flown in without them  noticing.  His thought-speech voice dripped with pretended sweetness, and  Rachel smiled at him.

    Marco snatched Jake's egg away, and started to juggle it with his own and  a rubber eraser, hoping to oppose Tobias' opinion. "Hey! Live egg juggling!  Woo-h-" One of the eggs fell, cracking open on the dirt floor of the barn. Marco promptly stopped. "That was YOUR egg, Jake."

    "No way, Marco. You juggled them, the broken one's yours."

    "But.."

    "No buts, Marco. You flunked." Jake smiled, and snatched the one intact  egg away from his best friend.

    "Quick! Cassie! Your parents gone to the grocery store lately?" Marco  inquired with a desperate tone to his voice. His eyes widened and he leaned  forward as Cassie smirked.

    "Well…how much is in that wallet of yours?" She grinned mischeviously,  eyeing Marco's bulging left jeans pocket.

    "Cassie!" Jake gave her a disapproving look.

    "What?"
 

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