This is the official Ft. Ironwolf disclaimer. I'll be putting stuff up here to disclaim anything people might be thinking about me, or that I *know* people think about me, because this site does have a few weird things about it.

I'm not a gerbil!


Some of you may think that because my personal hero is Erwin Rommel, a famous German general from WWII, it might mean I'm a gerbil. This is not the case. I can see how else this would make you think that, since I also like to eat food pellets and drink out of an oversized watering dish. I also do enjoy my exercise wheel. I am, however, not a gerbil.

I'm not an Inuit!


Now, I understand there's been some confusion lately, and I just want to sort it all out. First off, I am not an Inuit. It's true, I do live in a house made from ice, and I frequently fish out of holes in frozen lakes with ivory fish-hooks. Regardless of the fact I live in an igloo, (which contains the aforementioned water dish and exercise wheel) I am not an Inuit. Okay, I think that'll cover it. 1