Bots in the Axalon

Sung to the tune of “Girl In the Tower” from King’s Quest Six. Okay, you really can’t understand this song if you haven’t heard the actual song. If you have King’s Quest Six, you have to finish it, and you’ll hear this song at the end. Or, you can be lazy, put the disk in your CD player, and set it on song number 2. That’s another way you can hear this song. I’m sorry for the lack of imagination in this one!

(Rattrap is inside the Predacon base, looking around nervously)

Rattrap singing: De Maximals seem so far away,

And I just need tah hear their voice

I just need tah hear Optimus say,

If I’m supposed tah go or stay!

Bots in de Axalon

I’m calling out over my com-link!

Just tell me what to do!

Bots in the Axalon,

I’m shouting out!

I’m callin’ out for you!

(Rhinox is inside the Axalon. He’s looking at the computer screen. Optimus is standing over him.)

Optimus singing: I need to see his face

To make sure our plan’s in place.

(Rhinox pounds on the computer screen, but all he gets is static)

Rhinox singing: I don’t think it’s meant to be that way,

Optimus: Well we can’t wait all da-a-a-ay!!

Get that bot back in the Axalon!

Before he gets himself killed

Get him back here, very soon,

Get Cheetor out there, and get Rattrap back

If he dies I’ll just be ill!

(Nice little piano interlude here. Go back to Rattrap)

Bots in de Axalon

I’m calling out

You slagging morons, tell me what to do!!

Here in de Pred base

I’m calling out

I’m calling out for you!!!

(Terrorsaur and Waspinator enter)

Spoken

Terrorsaur: Hey look, we found the rat!

Rattrap: Oh damn!! I told Optimus to get these com-links fixed, but noooo....I’ll do it tomorrow, he says! Grumblegrumblegrumblegrumble....

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