"Okay, we got a good crowd tonight!!" Starlight shouts. Unfortunately, the microphone squeals. You and everyone else plug their ears.

"Doesn't anybody know how to fix this thing?" Starlight shouts. The microphone squeaks again, this time louder.

"If you don't work I'm going to send you back to the pound and put you in a cage with all those other baby microphones " the serval/hornet Fuzor threatens. The microphone does not squeal this time.

"I learned this joke again at the bus ride home from the Billy Graham Crusade. Now for the joke," Starlight says, smiling at the microphone.

"This guy is at a bar, and he buys a beer. He drinks the beer, and when he is finished, he looks in his shirt pocket. He buys another beer, and finishes it. After he does, he looks in his shirt pocket again. He keeps doing this again and again."

"Eventually, the bar tender asks "Hey buddy, why do you keep doing that?"

"The guy respondes "I have a picture of my wife in my shirt pocket. When she starts looking good I know it's time to go home!"

"AHAHAHAHA! Get it? Time to go home? Wife? Drinking beer? HAAHAHAHA!!" Starlight laughs.

"I don't think that was a very nice joke" Cordillya complains.

"Who cares? It was funny" Nexus says, laughing some more. "What do you think, human?"

You respond that you thought it was a good joke. And you think it really was. You stay to hear some more or you go back to the rest of the Restaurant