Sung to the tune of “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina” from the movie Evita (this is the fast dance version, not the slow one)

(Megatron comes back from scouting duty. He notices Blackarachnia in his personal chair.)

Spoken

Megatron: Blackarachnia!! What the slag happened here?!?!

Blackarachnia: Oh nothing much....we just got a new paint job.... a little change in management....specifically, me as Predacon leader!

Megatron: What the....how the.....?

Blackarachnia: (laughs) Simple, foolish Megatron!

(Music comes on, and Blackarachnia starts singing)

Blackarachnia: It won’t be easy,

You’ll think it’s strange

When I try to explain my domination

How easilly my leadership did come!

You won’t believe me,

All you will see is a girl you once knew

Although she’s now on top!

And a better leader than you!

I had to let it happen, I had to change,

I couldn’t stay all my life down and heel

Looking out of the window, staying out of the sun,

So I chose freedome!

Running around, shooting all who opposed me

Yep, even Inferno too!

Blackarachnia spoken: That guy was such a pushover!

(All the Preds suddenly come on scene. Blackarachnia points to Megatron, and begins singing)

Don’t cry for Ol’ Grapeface, Predacons

Megatron is old and outdated

He’s had too many wild days, a mad exsistence

He hasn’t kept any promise, just keep your distance!

(Silverbolt suddenly comes in, and waves to Blackarachnia. All the Predacons look at her. Megatron laughs. Blackarachnia growls, and tries to regain her composture)

Blackarachnia, singing angrilly: And as for that Maximal freak, you gotta beleive me!

I never invited him in,

Though at the time he might have been all I desired,

This romance thing is just an illusion,

I don’t like this guy and I never will,

So don’t try to say a thing about it,

Just remember that I know how to kill!

(Silverbolt leaves sadly, but BA doesn’t notice. She continues singing to the Preds)

So just accept me Predacons!

The truth is I shall always lead you,

If someone comes to take me over,

I’ve got a gun,

So just remember that!

Just accept me!

(All the Predacons look at Blackarachnia, then look at Megatron. The Preds put BA on their shoulders, and start cheering and chanting. Megatron growls, and tries to shoot BA, but he is locked in the jail cell.)

(Near the Maximal base, Silverbolt is flying, singing to himself)

Silverbolt, singing softly: Don’t cry for me Blackarachnia

The truth is I shall never leave you,

Though it may get harder for you to see me

I’ll always be with you, and you’ll always be with me,

I’m part of you, and always will be.

Aww...that’s so sweet! I’m getting cavities! You can go back to the Waterhole Restaurant, or you could go back to the crossroads