Trees, trees and more trees. That's all you can see. Can't there be anything different here?! You sigh, and keep walking, wondering what this path will bring you too.

Suddenly, you see a big, wooden building. There is a large smooth door. You walk through it, and find you are in a room lableled the "Picture Gallery." You take a look. Underneath the pictures are captions, which are supposed to be funny, but are really pathetic jokes. Oh, well. You read it anyways.

Note: This page takes a REEEAAALLY long time to load, so for Primus's sake, get a book or play checkers or something! Be prepared to wait!

"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the good burger, can I take your order?"

"A trip to the moon on metallic wings! Life is just one of those fabulous things...and oh look! I can see my house from here!"

"I know your secret, Chopperface! You're really a woman in disguise!"

"Okay, but can I still keep my dresses?"

Okay, okay I know...that was gross. I'm sorry to dishonor you Dinobot, please forgive me....

"Now with my disguise, I can sneak out of the lunatic asylum! Won't the Roylaty be pleased...no, no wait! Put me down, I didn't know My Queen was insane as well! Ahhhh....."

"Optimus Primal, you just stop! In the name of love, before you break my heart..."

"Blast!! Stupid cable channels!"

"And right during Polka Dot Door! This is a sad day for the Royalty."

"Slag! I wanted to watch that program about.... umm...uh.. nevermind...

"Ahh. The human girls, they're coming to get me!!"

"Shuddap kid, I'm de sexy one here! They're coming to get me the most."

"Excuse me vermin, those females want ME! I'm going to die this season, so they want to have my baby before I go!"

"Look out! Here they come!!"

Okay okay, again Dinobot I'm sorry....

"Stupid Blackarachnia...won't go on a date with me.....just because I'm a Maximal...well, what does she know anyway!!"

"It's my dolly!"

"No, this dolly is property of the Royalty!"

"OPTIMUS! HE'S HURTING MEEEE...."

"And now for my close up shot! Ack...no! Don't snap the camera! I don't have my girl killing smile on yet..."

YOU KNOW I'M SORRY DB!!

"I'm lean, I'm mean, I'm a girl catching machine. And I got wheels!"

This hilarious photo was NOT copied from the YTV Website. The one and only Jungura made this. She took a picture of Megatron and distorted it. Way to go Jung!! Go here to see more of her wonderfully distorted pictures!

"AHAHAHA!! Yes, my pretty! I have waited so long to upload you...you are a beautiful image...BWAHAHAHA! Boy, I hope the local church doesn't know about this..."

Yeah yeah, I know, sorry Dinobot, blah blah

"Get down, ugh..oof....get down...move it all around... baby you look..so fine, I gonna make you mine..ogg ooof..."

"Love will fly you to the moon and back won't you be, won't be my Queen! Gotta a ticket for a world where I am your servant, so won't you be my Queen oh yeah!"

"Power Rangers, you must come, and defeat the evil King Pukey. I have given you magical powers, whenver you fart, an evil smelling gas will come out, and decapitate your enemies. Farewell, my power rangers. And remember to use the force Luke."

"Woohoo! I won Lotto 649! Now Megatron shall pay for all his evilness! And I can get a condo in Hawia!!"

"Woah, look at that sexy girl tiger! She's hot!"

"I'm gonna kill her!!"

"Oh calm down Miss Razor, you weren't the first person I've been in love with you know."

"I killed Snowstalker and I FELT GOOD ABOUT IT!!!"

"You evil @&$*&)@#@&!!"

"Ah Optimus! Is the world not a grand place today? The birds are singing, the insects are humming, the herds of deer are dancing happily. Does it not make you feel good to be part of the great circle of life?"

"Shut the slag up Silverbolt."

"Yessir."

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Yeah yeah, thes photos are courtesy of the YTV Web Page, who really really rules!!

You're eyes are watering, and you know you've been staring at the pictures too long. Yougo back to the crossroads.