Joe the Gorilla: My Gorilla Joke

Starlight85 grins.

"Thanks to the previous success of my first two jokes, I’d like to give you another joke I heard from the White Water Rafting trip. Those college guys may be immature, but they sure know some good jokes! Ooops, I hope I didn’t offend any college people" Starlight looks around. "I mean, all the college people probably have degrees and stuff, and I don’t. Now, on with the joke.

This guy named Joe is looking for a job. He sees an add in tha paper, and it says for a job offer inquire at this adress.

Joe does. It turns out, he goes to a zoo. The manager of the zoo is really upset, because he told the newspapers that there were supposed to be three gorillas in his zoo. One of those gorillas died during the trip from wherever they used to live.

The manager tells Joe that if he wants some money, he needs to go dress up in a gorilla suit, and act like a gorilla. Joe does accepts the job. He takes lots of lessons, and soon he knows how to act like a gorilla, how to move like a gorilla, and even how to eat fleas like a gorilla.

The day of the gorilla exhibition begins. Joe is acting like a gorilla, and all the children are laughing at him, because he looks so funny. But the kids don’t know he is a real gorilla. Joe is glad that he’s making the kids laugh, so he gets a little confident.

He starts doing the Tarzan thing with the vines. He swings on one vine, and grabs another vine. He keeps doing this until....oh no! He misses a vine!!!

Joe lands in the lion cage. A lion goes up to him and goes "ROOOAAAARRRR!!!" Joe is petrified.

He says to the lion "Oh please don’t eat me!"

The lion replies "Shh, you’re gonna get us both fired!"

Cordy starts laughing. Nexus and Mog join in. Even Cut-Throat laughs too. You laugh of course.

"Her jokes are getting better" Mog whispers to Nexus.

"Yep!" Neus replies.

With a chuckle you head back to the joke section, to here some more jokes

You don’t want to hear any more jokes, so you head back to the Waterhole Restaurant 1