You say that you would like to hear some jokes.With all these loonies around I could use a laugh you think.
Starlight85 sighs, and gets up on a stage. It has good lighting, and a microphone on it. You blink. You didn't notice that before! Mog85 and Cut-Throat85 burst through the door.
"Did we miss anything?" Mog asks.
"No, but you'll wish you had" Nexus replies sadly.
"Why?" Mog asks.
"Starlight is going to tell some jokes" Nexus replies.
"Oh" Mog85 says. She doesn't say it, but you can tell she looks bored already. Cut-Throat is a bit more expressive.
"Awww man!! Starlight and jokes?!?! Those two things never mix!! I'm outta here!" Cut-Throat looks like she will leave, but she doesn't.
"Maybe she's got a better selection this time" Cordillya85 says hopefully. Everybody stares at her. "Or, maybe she doesn't" Cordillya replies uncomfortabley.
"You're lucky Cordy" Mog85 says. "You can look interested even when you're bored. I can't do that."
"Just keep your eyes open, and when she asks if your listening keep saying your listening until she says okay" Cordillya85 replies.
"People, I know you're talking about me" Starlight85 calls from stage. They all turn around and wait for her to begin.
You wait too, wondering what you've gotten yourself into.
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