Yeehaw: The Horse Joke
"Okay" Starlight85 says. "I learned this on a bus ride back from the Billy Graham Crusade. I tell yah, what a lotta religious people they had there!It was like a heaven on earth, and that opera singer as the heavenly chior. A HA HA!" Starlight laughs pathetically. "Are you guys listening?" she demands.

"Yep."

"Yes."

"Uh huh."

"No."

"Well, I'm glad you're all listening, except for Cut-Throat85" Starlight says. "And now, to the joke. I learned it at eleven o'clock at night, so it might be a little rusty.

"This guy goes up to a stable. He's really energetic, and he wants to ride a horse. He goes up to the stable manager and says:

"I want to ride a horse, give me any horse yah got!"

The stable manager goes into the stables and looks for a horse. There is only one horse there. He goes back and tells the man: "I've found a horse, but he doesn't look so good."

"The man says "I don't care! Let me ride it!!"

"So, the stable manager gives the man the horse. The man rides the horse, but it runs into a brick wall. The man comes back, limping and bloody. He says to the stable manager "why didn't you tell me the horse was blind?!?!"

"And the manager replies: "I told yah that horse don't look so good!" GET IT? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Starlight laughs like crazy.

"You gotta admit, that was better then the last time" Nexus whispers.

"Let's try to make her feel happy" Mog85 agrees. The two of them start laughing. Cordillya85 join them.You laugh too, afraid of what might happen if you don't.

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