Sung to the tune of " I've Got a Little List" From the Mikado
I may have forgotten some verses, because it’s been a while since I’ve seen the play. Please tell me if I missed anything
Megatron: In case I might want to kill someone like this
I won’t have to think it all out because, I’ve got a little list!
And they’ll none of them be missed, they’ll none of them be missed.
Blackarachnia Terrorsaur and Waspinator: ‘Cause he’s got them on the list, because he’s got them on the list, and they’ll none of them be missed, they’ll none of them be missed.
Megatron: I’ve got that falcon, whose gender no one really knows
That cheetah who just runs around and spouts out goodness knows!
And of course I’ve got, we must not forget, the white tiger pacsifist!
I’ve got him on the list, I know he won’t be missed!!
BA Terror and Waspy: Yes he’s got them on the list, yes he’s got them on the list! And they’ll none of them be missed, they’ll none of them be missed.
Megatron: I’ve got that rhinocerous who has a lot of gas and whose chainguns really hurt
I’ve got Optimus, who has so many annoying quirks!
And of course I’ve got that slagging velociraptor who is very traitor-is!
I got him on the list, beleive me this guy won’t be missed!
BA Terror and Waspy: We know he won’t missed, we know he won’t be missed, because he’s got ‘em on the list, he’s got them on the list!
Megatron: I’ve got Silverbolt, who has the hots for a certain arachnid
All look at Blackarachnia, who looks very mad
The rat who is annoying, and we’d all like to blow off his head
But it doesn’t really matter who you put upon the list!
For none of them will be missed, I know they won’t be missed!
BA Terror and Waspy, all worried: Who else did you put on the list, oh please tell us this! Who else is on the list, who else is on the list?
Megatron: I’ve got the bug who is so stupid, and we wish he’d go to hell!
Waspinator buzzes unhappily
Megatron: Miss Arachnia, who keeps saying that I smell
Blackarachnia looks a little scared
Megatron: And of course the cowardly dactyl who I just love to diss! I’ve got him on the list, I’ve got him on the list!!
BA Terror and Waspy: Did you put yourself on the list? We hope you’re on the list! Because to us you won’t be missed, to us you won’t be missed!
Blackarachnia, Terrorsaur and Waspinator all shoot Megatron, who turns into a pile of slag
You raise an eyebrow and go back to the jukebox to listen to some more songs