Be Prepared

Sung to the tune of "Be Prepared" from "The Lion King" by Disney

Megatron speaking: I never thought mindless lackeys essential

They’re crude, and unspeakably plain.

But maybe they’ve a glimmer of potential

If allied with my vision and brain.

Megatron singing:I know that your powers of retention,

Are as wet as a worthog’s backside

But thick as you are, PAY ATTENTION!

My words are a matter of pride.

You have the mental capacity of bird feeders (glances at Inferno)

The light are not all on upstairs

But we’re talk death to the Maximals and leaders

Even you can’t be caught unawares!

So prepare for the death of Primal

And ain’t that sensational news?

A shning new era, with me as the leader

Blackarachnia speaking: And where do we feature?

Megs speaking: Just listen to teacher!

Megs singing:I know it sounds less than par

But most of my schemes are

So get used to it you fools!

Yes my teeth and ambitions are bared

Be prepared!

(spoken)

Terrorsaur: Yeah be prepared! We’ll be prepared! Uh...for what?

Megatron: For the death of Optimus! And possibly Dinobot, I hate him too.....

Terrorsaur: Why, are they sick?

Megatron: No you moron, were going to kill them, but keep the Maximals alive!

Waspinator: Great idea! Who needz Maximal leader? No monkey-bot, no monkey-bot, la la la la la la!

Megatron: Fools! I shall take command of the Maximals, and keep them in chains and torture them! Stick with me, and we’ll rule the Beast Wars!

Terrorsaur and Waspinator: All right! Long live Megs!

(sung)

It’s great that we’ll soon be connected, to the guy who’ll be all time adored!

Megatron: Of course quid pro quo you’re expected,

To take certain duties on board.

The future is littered with prizes,

Although I’m main adresse,

The point that I must emphasize is:

YOU WON’T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!

So prepare for the best ratings of the century!

Prepare for a death better than Prime’s!

Meticulous planning,

Keeping up with the times,

Decades of denial

Are simply while I’ll

Be leader undisputed

Hated yet saluted

And seen for the great bot I am!

Yes my teeth and ambitions are bared,

Be prepared!!

Terrorsaur, Waspy and Blackarachnia: Yes our teeth and ambitions are bared,

(They all stick a gun to Megatron’s head, who looks very surprised)

The three above: BE PREPARED!

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