"For my next crowd pleaser" Starlight85 begins "I'll do a joke that I learned on a white water rafting trip, courtesy of my wonderful school! Those college guys who were our instructors were great people! And now for the joke."

You hear Cut-throat85 whisper something to Mog about "falling asleep and breaking her snout on the table" but you ignore it.

"This piece of rope goes into a bar, okay?" Starlight95 says. "It's a really smart, walking talking piece of rope. So, the rope orders a beer. But the bartender said "didn't you read the sign? We don't allow ropes in this bar!" So the rope gets kicked out of the bar, and lands on his little ropey butt. Now, don't ask me how a rope can have a butt, but this rope does" Starlight says defesively.

"So, the rope REALLY wants to get into the bar. He goes up to this guy named Charlie, and says "Hey Charlie, wanna make a dollar?"

Charlie says yes, because Charlie doesn't have a lot of money, and he's pretty stupid.

"Okay," the rope says. "Now, you gotta twirl me around, stretch me, bash me against something, untwirl me, run me across the dirt and gravel, and tie me up in a knot."

Charlie does all that. And the rope gives Charlie a dollar, because he's a fair rope.

Then, the rope goes into the bar again. He's all dirty and tangled, with threads hanging out of him and s knot in his middle.

The bartender looks at him and says "hey, ain't you that rope that was in here a little while ago?"

"No" the rope responds "I'm a frayed knot!"

Get it?! Frayed knot? 'Fraid not? HAHAHAHAHA" Starlight laughs.

You chuckle politely, as do the others.

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