Shadowen's Song sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells"

Transformers

Transformers

More than meets the eye

Autobots, Decepticons

A lot of people die

Megatron

Megatron

Vs. Optimus Prime

Prime has croaked so much that he's

A dozen for a dime!

Came from Cybertron

Had no energy

Startled teenaged Spike

And Sparkplug Witwicky

This satire bites

It's been written by me

No need to tell me I can't write

I know it already!

(repeat)

Wasn't that a great song folks? Of course, I didn't understand that third verse one bit, but then I'm not a Transformers fan.

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