My loving dog, though never sour

You bark through every daylight hour

Every time I let you out

You want back in, or thereabout

We force you to swallow all those pills

To keep you healthy, and far from ill

You always forget what you ate

And insist upon food that came from my plate

Sometimes we think you are a dunce

You seem to forget the dangers of porcupines and skunks

My loving dog, my pal, my friend

You are a pet heaven did send

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Or just Go back to the Waterhole Restaurant