Sung to the tune of “He’s a Tramp” from Disney’s Lady and the Tramp. So sue me I can’t remember every single verse!

(Silverbolt gets brought into the pound. He is shoved into a cell with Tarantulus and Quickstrike.)

Spoken

Tarantulus: Hey new guy! You smell like someone I know..sniff..sniff...of course! I’d know that perfumy scent anywhere.

Quickstrike: He’s been hanging out with my Sugar-Bot! I’ll kill the little son of a-

Tarantulus: Quickstrike! Stop that! You don’t need to kill him. Blackarachnia will probably do that for us!

Silverbolt, confused: Wh-what do you mean?!

Tarantulus: You don’t know about the charms of that she-spider? Well, I’m going to have to tell you. Wait, I’ll sing it to you...

(Tarantulus coughs, then begins to sing)

We-e-e-e-ll, she’s a tramp,

She’s a scoundrel!

She’s a ruffler, she’s a cad!

She’s a tramp, but I love

Oh yeah, I’m bad!

You never know when she’ll show up!

She’ll give you plenty of trouble!

(Quickstrike is doing to background sounds, such as “lalalala” and stuff like that)

I guess she’s just some no account pup,

Still I wish that she were double,

She’s a tramp,

She’s a ro-o-o-over!

And there’s nothing more to say!

If she’s a tramp, she’s a good one,

And I wish that I could travel her wa-ay!

And wish that I could travel her wa-ay!

Wish that I could travel her way!

Quickstrike: Arooo! Yeah!

(There is silence. Silverbolt looks at Tarantulus and Quickstrike with his eyebrows raised.)

Spoken

Silverbolt: I’m going to request to get my cell changed to some criminals that atleast have sanity.

Quickstrike: Whatever yah do, don’t go in the cell next to us, you don’t want to be stuck with....Pablo, the Taco Bell chiuaua!

Pablo: Here leezard, leeezard, leeezard. I want some Taco Bell! BWAHAHAHA!

(Everyone screams.)

I think I’ll go take my pills now!You run back to the Waterhole Restaurant or you run to the main page!