One day Pinto Burrito, a cuban cow, was out walking around singing Ricky Martin's "Shake Your Bon Bon" when he spotted the U.S. border.
He decided that the U.S. would be a better place to live so he crossed the border.
After a few minutes of living in the U.S. he was found by Mr. Huebsch.
Hey, you would make a good hamburger along with my fried beekless chickens and chocolate covered ants. I could drink cheap root bear while eating you!" Mr. Huebsch said.
"No! No! La vaca es Cuban!" Pinto Burrito said. Mr. Huebsch shrugged.
"Ok then... if you help me with my Biology class I won't eat you. I'll play guitar and you sing Ricky Martin songs." He suggested.
"Si!" Pinto Burrito yelled.
Then Mr. Huebsch and Pinto Burrito lived happily ever after making music for Biology students.
THE END