You know you live in a hick town when...

...it's common for a deer or any other wild animal to walk through your yard.

...in the summer you can find people square dancing or line dancing in the middle of the street.

... you can lay in the middle of the road and take a nap without worrying about a car coming.

... the sewer on your street floods and the little kids play and swim in the water.

...you know where every cop in your town lives so you know when to avoid those areas.

...during hunting season half of the students are absent from school and almost all the teachers have subs.

... you are related to half of the people in your town.

...or your friend is related to half of the people in town.

... you know what 4-H Club is.

....you can make a list like this by observing what goes on in your town.

That's it for now. Maybe some more later.