Little Pig, Little Pig, Let Me In... You know, there's something odd about a girl who keeps telling a man how good she looks naked when he's got a girlfriend! bizarre ideas and odd connections - The website of Simon M. Clabby BSc (hons) MSc

Welcome to my personal website. It's a bit different to how it used to be, but hopefully it's still just as good! I should warn you, some of the links lead to rude stuff, but you will be warned before they take you there, so be careful! Anyway, you need the correct password to get into them, and no amount of huffing and puffing will help you otherwise!

DinoWight - The Dinosaurs of the Isle of Wight

 do you know who i am? i wroted a blog
look at my pretty pictures that i did i know lots about the mary rose. want to see?
i like dinosaurs i like girls i combined the two did you know that kinke pood is estonian for gift shop?
did you know that there is a ghost in the mary rose? some people i know own fetching hats come and see!
i made my girlfriend a palaeozoic arthropod come and see!
geology is boring ladies are not boring advertisers know this i like dinosaur i live in britain so i made a website
i like doctor who look at the thingies i've made i think these websites are fun. would you like to see them?
i didn't write this but it's a nice song about the elements i can see the fleas mummy can't you see the fleas?
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