ABOUT ME

Want to know about me, eh? I live in Las Vegas. I'm part of a group of Area 51 technicians that masquerade as a touring band to move around all the classified goodies to avoid U.N. inspection. Or I'm a substitute teacher/student/corporate peon in a tourist trap. Whichever one sounds more believable.

Are you an American citizen?

As long as I don't piss off too many people, than yes.

And what part of the United States do you live?

Southern midwest. (It's not my fault)

Nice black getup there. Are you a goth or a biker?

My aren't we stereotypical. Few would seriously mistake me for a biker though.

What do you think the biggest problem facing the world?

Greed. Which has it's roots in Overpopulation, which has its roots in rigid, unenlightened primitives refusing to promote/use birth control properly.

Are you married?

Nope.

A girlfriend?

Still looking.

But you're a subversive, don't they go for that sort of thing?

Alas, I have not found a suitable forum to showcase my subversiveness.

I also have a blog.