Some Random Thoughts

Quote of Will Ferrell as Harry Caray:  "HEY!  I have an idea.  If you were a hotdog, and you were starvin', would ya eat yourself?"

I believe dust bunnies are alive and they're MULTIPLYING!

Does cheese enjoy being fuzzy with mold?

All fruit shall be stripped of their skins and their luscious juiciness will be unleashed among us all.  NOTE:  This includes the tomato. 

Those that persuade have been persuaded.

If you had a job as a cheese maker, would you consume less cheese?

What's surfing on your brain waves?

Give me a few more years in my life and make me laugh.

When you are here, you are also there to someone that is not here.  There would be no such thing if I left.

Doesn't everyone hear things that everyone else doesn't?

There are unseen floaters around us.

I should make a list of all the weird things that come to mind.

Weird people (as seen by the majority) are the true sane ones;  all others are off their rockers.

Am I weird or am I just different?  I'm NOT crazy! 

To know you need professional help is not to be on the edge of insanity.

I've been eating the fruit.

Bananas are good, but apples are the food of choice.

What reasons can you give for one to not ask why?

Find yourself among the crowd.  It's a lot easier when you are different and stand out.  If you have to, wear hunter's orange.

Here's something that will make you think so hard that you hurt yourself. Think of nothing. I mean absolutely nothing. Don't think of black because although black is the abscence of anything, it is still something because you know what black looks like.

Can you think you are thinking?

Mmm...I smell like the rest of me.