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	I am a massage girl (wink, wink) who provides men with happy endings.
	It's not easy being a comedian.
	Why should anyone buy your record?
	It may be hard to believe, but under that scruffy mane, heavy beard, and rugged man-armor lies the noted American actor and Last Samurai star Tom Cruise.
	Enjoy it, bub, because this is the sole image of a woman in all of The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King.