Why Adopt from Happy Donut Land? Here at Happy Donut Land, we know you've got a choice when it comes to adopting your Vash/Meryl/Wolfwood/etc. So we work hard to ensure that we produce top of the line Trigunners. How do we do it? By raising our boys and girls with the best in love and care (or love and peace, if you prefer). You'd be surprised by the appalling conditions at many Trigun orphanages. Trigunners can be difficult creatures to raise because of their natural spunk, energy, and skill with firearms. The Vash in particular can be quite trying, even for experienced handlers. As a result, frustrated staffers often use harsh measures to deal with their charges. Here, we see a Vash being punished for trying to follow its natural mating urges. This Vash was buried in sand for hours for a minor disciplinary infringement. Millies and Meryls, while generally easier to train, are no less likely to be given overly-harsh punishments. The results of such treatment are dismal. This Vash shows obvious signs of neglect--unkempt hair, nervousness, and a tendency to avoid people. He's more comfortable around these thomases than other humans, and will probably never become a productive member of society. Thanks to the poor conditions in which he's been kept, this Wolfwood has developed a serious case of fleas. But Happy Donut Land isn't your typical Trigun orphanage. Following the prescriptions laid out by our founder, Rem Savoren, we make sure that our Trigunners get only the best in care. Our Vashes are allowed to roam free across the landscape, are exercised regularly, and are given a diet high in donuts and low in lead. As a result, our charges are noticeably healthier, smarter, funnier, and have deeper Kansai accents. Note the bright eyes, broad smile, and good grooming. So when you decide to adopt a Trigunner, come talk to us first. Remember, when you want to get your $$60,000,000,000 worth, adopt from Happy Donut Land! Main